Project Eliminator
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I'm sure there is a lot of running gags (chokes?) in this one! Don't want to leave anybody hanging, so here's...

Project Eliminator

Project Eliminator is a David Carradine movie that features a flying robotic weapon, but somehow isn’t part of the Future Force series? We’re as confused as you are. And David’s not the only Carradine involved in this one; the credits are jam-packed with Carradines. A Carradine feast for the senses! 

It starts how most action movies about the fate of the world do: with a twelve-minute sequence of a drifter trying to shave in an abandoned building next to a gas station. A lot of people get hurt along the way, some even die, but he does eventually manage to shave. From there he gets picked up by his old pal David Carradine, a warm presence with fun catch phrases like “I’m a piece of s***!”

You don’t want to miss the scene where David sits down at a restaurant piano and starts singing. Even more so, you don’t want to miss the scene where David… well, we won’t give it away, but… wow.

Oh, and there’s also a whole plot about international terrorism and weapons or whatever. But let’s be real, it’s all about Carradine and his friendship with a buff, long-haired oddball. 
Project Eliminator. What’s being eliminated and whose project is it? Join Mike, Kevin and Bill as they try to figure it out!

Written by: Mike Nelson, Conor Lastowka, and Sean Thomason

Contributing writers: Jason Miller and Zach Shatzer

High (TV) (1.57 GB)

https://mega.nz/file/12I22B6C#2-fdjkxv13...dZ0bYnBNfU

Captions available!

https://mega.nz/file/xjxzCZpa#bG9HB4OdTe...dr0Ul9Dufs

Something you should know:
Rated TV-MA for bloody violence, profanity, attempted sexual assault, homophobic slurs, and lots of Carradines.
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#2
This looks crazy...thanks peephalk!!
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#3
(Dec 09, 2022, 14:47 pm)peephalk Wrote: I'm sure there is a lot of running gags (chokes?) in this one! Don't want to leave anybody hanging, so here's...

Project Eliminator

Project Eliminator is a David Carradine movie that features a flying robotic weapon, but somehow isn’t part of the Future Force series? We’re as confused as you are. And David’s not the only Carradine involved in this one; the credits are jam-packed with Carradines. A Carradine feast for the senses! 

It starts how most action movies about the fate of the world do: with a twelve-minute sequence of a drifter trying to shave in an abandoned building next to a gas station. A lot of people get hurt along the way, some even die, but he does eventually manage to shave. From there he gets picked up by his old pal David Carradine, a warm presence with fun catch phrases like “I’m a piece of s***!”

You don’t want to miss the scene where David sits down at a restaurant piano and starts singing. Even more so, you don’t want to miss the scene where David… well, we won’t give it away, but… wow.

Oh, and there’s also a whole plot about international terrorism and weapons or whatever. But let’s be real, it’s all about Carradine and his friendship with a buff, long-haired oddball. 
Project Eliminator. What’s being eliminated and whose project is it? Join Mike, Kevin and Bill as they try to figure it out!

Written by: Mike Nelson, Conor Lastowka, and Sean Thomason

Contributing writers: Jason Miller and Zach Shatzer

High (TV) (1.57 GB)

https://mega.nz/file/12I22B6C#2-fdjkxv13...dZ0bYnBNfU

Captions available!

https://mega.nz/file/xjxzCZpa#bG9HB4OdTe...dr0Ul9Dufs

Something you should know:
Rated TV-MA for bloody violence, profanity, attempted sexual assault, homophobic slurs, and lots of Carradines.


Thanks mate!!! Much appreciated!
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#4
Thanks for the David Carradine flick! Reminds me of the meme I made years ago after he died. It was a screenshot from a Kung Fu episode where someone had him tied to a post by his neck. I captured it on the right frame where his eyes were partially closed so he had the look of ecstasy on his face. Big Grin
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#5
Thanks for the post and captions!
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#6
thank you, looking forward to faux future force
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#7
Link to rifftrax https://www.rifftrax.com/project-eliminator

Link to donate https://www.rifftrax.com/donate
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#8
Thanks!
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#9
Man, this one almost made me plotz! There's a moment towards the end, with David Carradine, I know they rehearse and watch it before the final riff is recorded, but my god, it's... it's just so.. it's too much. i couldn't take it. Between shock and laughter. I don't wanna spoil it. Great riff tho. Definitely up there in terms of recent faves
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#10
Thanks, perfect Christmas movie
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