FAVORITE SCENE/LINE FROM A RIFFTRAX MOVIE OR SHORT

[azazel999]

Titanic

Captain at the helm

"I'm going to sink this bitch."

[Meat Trademark]

HITNER... had some good ideas you guys.

or

Thats what they said when I joined snapchat.

or

Waitaminute, but you hit ME with the shovel?!

I love hearing laughter (in the RiffTrax) after the Hitner line. They can't help it.

[robthom]

I love hearing laughter (in the RiffTrax) after the Hitner line. They can't help it.

How could you not, thats just so wonderfully crass.
If you have a sense of humor at least.

Thats what makes Bill and Kevin and Mike special.
They're not afraid to have a compassionate yet unrestricted sense of humor.

[mp2riff]

Mine!

[yhufir]

Easily the best (IMHO), and most off-color, is from Jurassic Park:

Mr Hammond: "I can tell instantly about people. It's a gift."
Mike: ["I go mostly by skin color."]

[Meat Trademark]

"Wilt Chamberlain"

[WinterLantern]

So many great things to think about here! hehe

TheDarkPrince2018's "but NOBODY ever SEES him" line from Guy From Harlem might be the perfect choice for this.


Another line I saw mentioned already that I'd wholeheartedly endorse is the "you crazy bitch!" (or however it goes) line from Setting Up A Room.  I about fell outta my chair just being reminded of that one.

Just off the top of my head, it kills me in R.O.T.O.R when they're having that dead-serious meeting introducing the "wires-and-tube-less" robocop by way of a hologram (that appears to be ~90% wires and tubes btw, lol) and after listing all the amazing things this perfect machine is supposedly capable of, Kevin says something like "But mostly it just does THIS insane garbage" as it flails about ineffectually.

That one cracked me up every time for some reason.  Now that I'm thinking about it though, I'll try to keep my ears open for any other lines I may have forgotten.

Oh! One quickie:  Bill "heeeehaaaaw heeeehaaaaw"-ing when the Ice Cream Bunny is like slow-mo running toward the camera.  And from the same movie, when they first see the bee-monster-things and Kevin goes "Don't worry guys, I think I've got this.........(pause)...........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Lol good times!  Thanks to everyone here who contributed to helping bring up some fantastic memories.

Peace out
WL

[TheDarkPrince2018]

So many great things to think about here! hehe

TheDarkPrince2018's "but NOBODY ever SEES him" line from Guy From Harlem might be the perfect choice for this.


Another line I saw mentioned already that I'd wholeheartedly endorse is the "you crazy bitch!" (or however it goes) line from Setting Up A Room.  I about fell outta my chair just being reminded of that one.

Just off the top of my head, it kills me in R.O.T.O.R when they're having that dead-serious meeting introducing the "wires-and-tube-less" robocop by way of a hologram (that appears to be ~90% wires and tubes btw, lol) and after listing all the amazing things this perfect machine is supposedly capable of, Kevin says something like "But mostly it just does THIS insane garbage" as it flails about ineffectually.

That one cracked me up every time for some reason.  Now that I'm thinking about it though, I'll try to keep my ears open for any other lines I may have forgotten.

Oh! One quickie:  Bill "heeeehaaaaw heeeehaaaaw"-ing when the Ice Cream Bunny is like slow-mo running toward the camera.  And from the same movie, when they first see the bee-monster-things and Kevin goes "Don't worry guys, I think I've got this.........(pause)...........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Lol good times!  Thanks to everyone here who contributed to helping bring up some fantastic memories.

Peace out
WL

Speaking of Guy From Harlem .. another line is "you didn't learn any of your lines, did you?"

[Meat Trademark]

...onions.

[sciphi]

Right at the end of the first transformers riff when they drop them in the ocean

"Oh crap they float"