THE Paradise Motel

[itsthehypnotoad]

Oh man, this is one is going to come with Deep Hurting. Thanks Tadd!

[Taddghostal]

Good god. I am sincerely sorry to everyone for sharing this. There is a moment at 46mins in where all of reality just stops. I lost it.
This one is painful. Hilarious, but painful.
I hope everyone leaves a review here, I'd love to hear what ya'll think of this one.

[Max Renn]

Filmed in Glaucomavision.

[MarkP]

This one was hysterical! Appreciated.

[raymond marble]

thanks, space ghost.

[inelegy]

And, just like that, the line between what is a "movie" and what is not vanishes utterly.

[I Want To Go Faster]

Good god.  I am sincerely sorry to everyone for sharing this.  There is a moment at 46mins in where all of reality just stops. I lost it. 
This one is painful. Hilarious, but painful. 
I hope everyone leaves a review here, I'd love to hear what ya'll think of this one.

Every 10 minutes my emotional state changed.

I started out in shocked disbelief.

Then I was angry at the people who made it.

I felt bad for them (that lasted a while).

I went back to angry.

I was disappointed in myself for being so judgemental.

Then I concluded it's not my problem if adults can't avoid making obvious garbage created by a lunatic, so it was okay to be angry.

Then it ended, and I was upset I'd run out of wine.

I would love to see the faces of people who've come across it on Roku, Tubi, or Amazon.

Although it has a surface layer that fools you, like "oh, I guess some of the camera work is okay", I honestly think it might be one of the top 3 most poorly made films MST3K / RiffTrax have ever done.

... that alone makes it worth watching. So ... ? thanks ?  ... again, Tadd.

... also, the Riffs were good.

[Torgo]

Good god.  I am sincerely sorry to everyone for sharing this.  There is a moment at 46mins in where all of reality just stops. I lost it. 
This one is painful. Hilarious, but painful. 
I hope everyone leaves a review here, I'd love to hear what ya'll think of this one.

In my opinion, there were SEVERAL moments like that throughout.  It's definitely one of the funnier ones from this year I think.  But, MAN this was awful on its own.  Besides all the typical stuff that makes it horrible, the look of it hurt my eyes.  It's like they didn't know their camera shot in LOG mode and didn't do anything to fix the exposure, color and contrast of the video.  This is one of those movies that makes me angry.  Thank you Rifftrax for making things like this funny enough to sit through them.

[Taddghostal]

Good god.  I am sincerely sorry to everyone for sharing this.  There is a moment at 46mins in where all of reality just stops. I lost it. 
This one is painful. Hilarious, but painful. 
I hope everyone leaves a review here, I'd love to hear what ya'll think of this one.

Every 10 minutes my emotional state changed.

I started out in shocked disbelief.

Then I was angry at the people who made it.

I felt bad for them (that lasted a while).

I went back to angry.

I was disappointed in myself for being so judgemental.

Then I concluded it's not my problem if adults can't avoid making obvious garbage created by a lunatic, so it was okay to be angry.

Then it ended, and I was upset I'd run out of wine.

I would love to see the faces of people who've come across it on Roku, Tubi, or Amazon.

Although it has a surface layer that fools you, like "oh, I guess some of the camera work is okay", I honestly think it might be one of the top 3 most poorly made films MST3K / RiffTrax have ever done.

... that alone makes it worth watching. So ... ? thanks ?  ... again, Tadd.

... also, the Riffs were good.

Good god.  I am sincerely sorry to everyone for sharing this.  There is a moment at 46mins in where all of reality just stops. I lost it. 
This one is painful. Hilarious, but painful. 
I hope everyone leaves a review here, I'd love to hear what ya'll think of this one.

In my opinion, there were SEVERAL moments like that throughout.  It's definitely one of the funnier ones from this year I think.  But, MAN this was awful on its own.  Besides all the typical stuff that makes it horrible, the look of it hurt my eyes.  It's like they didn't know their camera shot in LOG mode and didn't do anything to fix the exposure, color and contrast of the video.  This is one of those movies that makes me angry.  Thank you Rifftrax for making things like this funny enough to sit through them.

Ok, the link im posting here ALSO caused me to question reality.  First, a word of caution: Don't look directly at the photos... Just scroll down to where it says "awards"...
Delusion has taken human form in the most frightening of visages

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm3148014/

[NotRichBatman]

thank you for sharing, Taddghostal!

Back when we'd rent movies, I had a friend who would make their choice based on the number of award citations on the DVD cover
She really is a lovely person and I should be loyal. I'm going to send them this: