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[BadFilms]

Added "Talkin' RiffTrax: Baby Ghost":

1080p (386 MB)
720p (195 MB)


Hello Traxillanians. Kevin here. In this spirited round, we continue with (finish off / become nauseated by) our self-proclaimed two-movie SUMMER OF ESTEVEZ, with Baby Ghost.

Now, it may already be obvious to you that we've been putting off this title for quite some time, all the while being egged on by our own Conor Lastowka to do this companion piece to Rollergator, another reeking Conor pick.

But why do we dwell on this title? Simply put, yet again we believe we've found THE WORST MOVIE WE'VE EVER RIFFED. How can we say this? Well, friends, l listen while we go into the metaphysics of bad, and realize that it is the worst for the simple fact that we have not riffed a worse film, and in fact every other movie we've riff is, by some measure, better. It is a certainty, like the firmness of the earth or the sunrise at dawn. We applied a variant of Occam's Razor - when you eliminate all the better films, the one remaining is the worst.

...for now at least. We're still pretty early in the year.

-kwm

[BadFilms]

Added "Hangin' Out With RiffTrax - Revisiting MST3K Classics" (260 MB, 720p).


(And head by this thread if you didn't notice my posting of the new Rifftones track for the Hobgoblins show.)

[CountMeowt]

They mentioned John Rad, are they going to riff Dangerous Men ???? 

[Torgo]

I caught that too!  Conor specifically said they were doing it right now and Dangerous Men is the only movie where the director was credited as John Rad (instead of his real name).

[BadFilms]

Added "Bridget and Mary Jo talk Before I Say Goodbye" (30 MB, MP3).


Bridget and Mary Jo stopped by my virtual recording studio to chat about their latest riff, Before I Say Goodbye, which is another made-for-TV movie adaptation of a Mary Higgins Clark novel. Exciting stuff!

We talk about the movie, and digress into such salient points as exposition, spoiler alerts, and 90s haircuts. Enjoy!

Erik

[BadFilms]

Added "Talkin' RiffTrax: Savage":

1080p (177 MB)
720p (86 MB)

[countvladdy]

Anyone here dislike the name "Traxillanians"? Sounds like the lizard/alien people that are supposedly taking over the world with their "mind" powers...

[BadFilms]

Forgot to upload this last Friday...

Added "Hangin' Out With RiffTrax: Money Plane":

1080p (407 MB)
720p (237 MB)


Yes, they are doing Money Plane as a Just The Jokes mp3 and it'll be available this Friday, apparently.

[Jam Handy]

Thanks BadFilms!

[Meat Trademark]

I can't wrap my head around the idea of wanting "to bet on a guy fucking an alligator." What is that bet? What, EXACTLY, are the rules for such a wager? Is it how long the "sex" lasts? Is it the longest time his twinkie is in the hoho? Till he's killed? How does one even get, uh, "up" for such a wager? And how do you "mount" a beast like that? Is "Guy Fucking an Alligator" just in their MONEYPLANE™ Manual? A stock example, never questioned?

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