REQ: Retro Puppet Master
#1
New Riff.

Cool. thanks
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#2
inb4 iwata
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#3
http://www.rifftrax.com/retro-puppet-master

Oh hai, direct-to-video prequel to C-list 90s horror movie franchise!
Greg Sestero, who you might know from such roles as Mark from The Room and Retro Puppet Master, stars in Retro Puppet Master! Learn the answers to all your burning Puppet Master questions like: “Where did he get the puppets?” (He already had them) and “What kind of drugs, Denny?” (It doesn’t matter)
To top it all off, Mark tries to pull off a French accent for the entire movie that somehow ends up sounding even faker and weirder than Tommy Wiseau’s. You know those videos where a dog is holding a huge stick in their mouth and trying to get through a doorway, but they can’t because the stick is too big? That’s what it’s like watch Mark attempt to act while simultaneously maintaining a “French” accent.
Fear not! No prior knowledge of the Puppet Master series is required. No, not even Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys. Join Mike, Kevin, Chris R, and Bill for Retro Puppet Master.*
*Chris R was arrested before he was able to record. Mark assures us that “It’s clear.”
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#4
LOL! I Cannot wait to see it. I grew up watching the old Puppet Master flicks. But when Charles Band started doing the newer sequels, they really needed a rifftrax.
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#5
I had a Retro Puppet Master t-shirt in high school. Yeah, I was that kid...
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#6
I just ordered and downloaded this, I'll try to upload tonight
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#7
Hello doggies,

https://mega.nz/#!YQIyFa7S!4U1HsEaqpCqNS...QbE2Uewgzs
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#8
(Feb 26, 2017, 19:09 pm)Iwata Wrote: Hello doggies,
I see what you did there. And very funny story of how that line got in the movie if you read 'The Disaster Artist'.
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#9
Anybody have this yet?

Looking forward to the cinematic lobotomy that this looks to be.
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#10
Simply awesome Iwata! Thanks a million and one.
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