[REQ] Battle for the Lost Planet
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When Harry Trent runs afoul of some Rent-A-Cops, he escapes in the most sensible way: by blasting off into space in a stolen ship. There’s just one thing he didn’t count on: he can’t return for five years! It’s unclear why, something about elliptical orbits or something. Who are we, Galileo Brahe??

Fortunately, Harry uses the unforced time to better himself as a person, teach himself new skills, and broaden his mind. We are just kidding, he paints a face on his space-pillow and humps it.

When Harry finally returns to Earth, it’s a vastly different planet than the one he left behind. For one, everyone points at him and says “Hey there’s the sicko that has sex with his pillow!” and “Don’t get that pillow anywhere near me!” Also, some Pig-Men nuked the planet then enslaved the survivors.

It’s up to our hero, a vaguely British woman who’s required by movie law to fall in love with him, a guy named Mad Dog, and the elderly version of our hero who occasionally narrates from the future, to stop the Pig-Men and restore order to the lost planet! Fluff up your favorite pillow and hunker down with Mike, Kevin, and Bill for Battle for the Lost Planet!
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#2
Holy priceless collection of Etruscan snoods, Batman! Judging by the movie's trailer this is gonna be alotta fun!

https://youtu.be/qyOpxwEbPmw
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#3
This looks like it is going to be hilarious.
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#4
Oh my this looks atrociously good!
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#5
HD Med


fyi: after this one I'm capped for a while.

Enjoy!
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#6
Thanks!
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#7
(Nov 20, 2020, 20:14 pm)kitcastuff Wrote: HD Med


fyi: after this one I'm capped for a while.

Enjoy!

Thanks kitcastuff!
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#8
Thanks Kitcastuff! You are the capped crusader! Also, we'll pick up the slack if we can.

BH
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#9
¡Muchas Gracias, guapo kitcastuff!
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#10
Friday night just got awesome...thanks, Kitcastuff!
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