From the Life Imitates Art Dept.: Paranoid Pooty does his doody in a suitcase

[CaptButler]

Many of you may be familiar with the infamous (and realistic looking) "shit in a suitcase" scene from the HBO series The White Lotus.  Now it turns out that well known dictator and war criminal Vladimir Putin does much the same, but on the regular, and for a rather different reason.  Rather than revenge (a Pooty favorite, to be sure), he is having members of his Federal (Fecal?) Protection Service lug about a suitcase containing his Precious Bodily Excreta in order to keep it safe from dastardly NATO shit spies or other enemies.  Evidently there is nothing Pooty wont do to keep his health information a state secret!

https://www.businessinsider.com/putin-bo...ort-2022-6