FAVORITE SCENE/LINE FROM A RIFFTRAX MOVIE OR SHORT

[addicted_to_riffs]

For me sometimes it's the simplest lines that make me laugh "When you ride with the Devil, The Devil doesn't chip in for gas".

[robthom]

Hwelp yup I suppose...
I wonder if Yoda left a copy of vanity fair laying around or something.

Maybe there's some Funyuns in the kitchen.
...or Combo's...
Boy I like Combo's.

The Pizza ones are a little weird but... huh.

[SuspiriaTrumpsItFollowsCrap]

From High School U.S.A. :

[from the phone call scene in the first 2 minutes, where Carrah is called by Ann-Marie doing leg-stretches “widely open” on the bed in her PJ’s while the camera catches “everything”, and seems focused on "something"] ~

“Hi Carrah, it’s Ann-Marie!”
(Bridget, quiet-and-velvet-toned,) “Why, yes it is.”

Gotta love it when a Best Brain knocks a ball outta the park before the second-minute of a film has concluded.

[BudgetBits]

Julie and Jack: the incredibly awkward hugging sequence around 1:08:20

Frozen Scream: inappropriate voiceovers around minute 8.

[thecellar]

Winterbeast, during a shot of a guy with a monster bursting through his stomach:

Bill: I wish the movie Green Book had cutaways like this.

[Dr. Nobody]

There are so many brilliant moments, but the one that made me laugh the hardest, was when Dr. Mordred blasts Cabal through a museum display case, and cabal rises saying, 
"I get knocked-down but I get up again! Ain't nobody gonna keep me down!"

[ill88eagle]

I liked that part when they didnt say anything

[thecellar]

The Return of the King, during a shot of Arwen riding away from Rivendell:

Elrond (VO): Take her by the safest road.

Bill: Oh shut up, horse.

[Robobex]

From Zombie I Eat Your Skin

"Secret-closet-mustache-guy, hee's-secret-closet-mustache-guyyy"

[strooper]

I loved Mike's solo riff of Roadhouse when Dalton (Patrick Swayze) is getting ready in the morning after a one-night stand: "Just gotta sink wash my junk."