Denmark To Ban Bestiality To Save National Reputation

[Q91]

Rape it. Kill it. Eat it.

In that order, so you can eat your delicious semen too!

[contrail]

Rape it. Kill it. Eat it.

In that order, so you can eat your delicious semen too!

You could stick it somewhere else.

This is why they had to ban it, they don't want animal rights people bearing down their back and taking the title of the happiest(highest) country in the world

[stormium]

i was just reading this article on wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_o..._territory

turns out that if you are in canada, bestiality is perfectly legal so long as there is no penetration... so i guess that just means they draw the line at anything beyond heavy petting.

[gh0ster]

Its known that arabs and africans have sex with animals etc.

They banned it Sweden not long ago as well because of immigration.

The nordic people dont fuck animals.

Now they kinda want to ban firework because of same people.

[e-pyrite]

Anyone old enough to remember the Muppets? Having raised 3 children, I used to love the "Pigs in Space" episodes.
Now then, thanks to the 3 pages on the given topic, I have the following image stuck in my head.

I'm looking at the crew members, as the show starts, but now, they all have their backs to me instead of facing me. If you're old enough, you'll see it too.
While still using the Silver colored Jumpers as uniforms, I can't help but see they are all sporting prolapsed butt holes and that's not the topper.
The Swedish Chef is standing off camera and grinning like the Cheshire Cat in Alice in Wonderland.

Thank you fellow pirates, I now suspect the Chef's been using their curly tails as "Love handles" all along.
Can't wait to gross out my daughter with this new info!

[stormium]

Its known that arabs and africans have sex with animals etc.

They banned it Sweden not long ago as well because of immigration.

The nordic people dont fuck animals.

Now they kinda want to ban firework because of same people.

that's because in the nordic regions of the world, the animals fuck nordic men. you see, the roles are reversed. this dates back to nordic mythology and explains the declining birthrate.

anyway. trolling belongs in the void. /mod

[dueda]

Anyone old enough to remember the Muppets? Having raised 3 children, I used to love the "Pigs in Space" episodes.
Now then, thanks to the 3 pages on the given topic, I have the following image stuck in my head.

And now I just remembered how bad I wanted to * Miss Piggy. Real bad. But that's not true zoophily for she was a doll/prop.
I'll go out look for some curly blond haired sweet eyed babe and hit on her till she agrees to lemme f* her brains off space... wearing a silver suit and Piggy mask!

[e-pyrite]

Anyone old enough to remember the Muppets? Having raised 3 children, I used to love the "Pigs in Space" episodes.
Now then, thanks to the 3 pages on the given topic, I have the following image stuck in my head.

And now I just remembered how bad I wanted to * Miss Piggy. Real bad. But that's not true zoophily for she was a doll/prop.
I'll go out look for some curly blond haired sweet eyed babe and hit on her till she agrees to lemme f* her brains off space... wearing a silver suit and Piggy mask!

Go get em' Captain Porknoy!

[Philidor]

i was just reading this article on wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_o..._territory

turns out that if you are in canada, bestiality is perfectly legal so long as there is no penetration... so i guess that just means they draw the line at anything beyond heavy petting.

Should we assume a nice meal at a local restaurant followed by a good movie doesn't count?

[joew771]

A recent opinion poll revealed that 76 percent of Danes support a ban on animal sex.

I guess everyone else overlooked that little bit of info.

That means that 24% of the population wants to have sex with animals.

That's 1 in 4 people. 1 in 4 people want to fuck an animal.

1 in 4 people don't even want to fuck a Dane.