Denmark To Ban Bestiality To Save National Reputation

[dueda]

Thats Denmark off the holiday short list then.

What about New Zealand? And Scotland? All the former British Empire?
Not to mention some (many) countryside regions in the Americas (yes, from top North to tip South).
And if sweet sheep and crazy alien-like chupa-cabra aren't in your menu, try an African sex-safari for a real fun.

[Sid]

Agriculture minister Dan Jorgensen told Danish newspaper Ekstra Bladet: "I have decided that we should ban sex with animals.

"This is because it constitutes an attack on the animal, which naturally cannot consent to sex.

Does that mean that everyone in Denmark is a vegetarian?

Or that animals in Denmark consent to being slaughtered and eaten?

[dueda]

Agriculture minister Dan Jorgensen told Danish newspaper Ekstra Bladet: "I have decided that we should ban sex with animals.

"This is because it constitutes an attack on the animal, which naturally cannot consent to sex.

Does that mean that everyone in Denmark is a vegetarian?

Or that animals in Denmark consent to being slaughtered and eaten?

I guess it means it is morally acceptable to eat, but not to arousal or abuse. Is it?
A famous politician here once said about sex crimes: "Ok, you're gonna rape someone, but don't kill the victim."
It was very controversial...

BTW, how the *uk (to stay on subject) does he know the animal does not consent?
What if it does? And what about vegetables or creatures like fungi, viruses or spiritual (for who believes)?

All very rethorical, I guess. Mmm, I should play some violent, implicitly sexual MMO while downloading nasty pr0m and then rest...

[RobertX]

In other news, Hong Kongers speak Chinese.

[stormium]

Agriculture minister Dan Jorgensen told Danish newspaper Ekstra Bladet: "I have decided that we should ban sex with animals.

"This is because it constitutes an attack on the animal, which naturally cannot consent to sex.

Does that mean that everyone in Denmark is a vegetarian?

Or that animals in Denmark consent to being slaughtered and eaten?

i had to think about this one for a minute. i'd like to explore the possibility of creating or at least training animals that consent to slaughter and if possible, then i suppose the discussion can proceed in a fantastic new direction.

also, i'd like to point out that agricultural minister dan jorgensen is incorrect in that animals (at least those that haven't turned rape into viable form of procreation) can and in fact often do consent to having sex as this is where baby animals come from.

[RobertX]

Give them a book called Animal Farm and they'll abandon all considerations for bringing back that heinous crime.

[Sid]

Truly I have to side with the goat fuckers on this one. Homo Sapiens have imagination, which is one of the key reasons we have become the dominant life form on this planet. But that imagination, in the form of empathy, is a mixed blessing--it allows us to anthropomorphize; to imagine that animals feel the same psychic trauma in response to the same stimuli that we do. They don't. Their brains are different. Their minds are different. They do not feel guilt in regard to intercourse the way humans have been conditioned to by the Church.

If someone with a sexuality outside the human norm fucks a goat it does the goat no harm and it prevents the person from harming themselves through artificially enforced chastity (and if you think that does no harm I give you the Catholic priesthood) or from harming a possibly unwilling human partner.

If they beat the goat afterwards, or if they're fucking a gerbil or some other animal small enough to be actually physically injured by the activity that is a different story. But that is already covered by laws against animal cruelty.

So, not my cup of tea but not something I think should be banned.

Even just in practical terms it's not something done in public and none of the "victims" ever report the incidents so I expect at least 99% of the time people will get away with it. When burglaries and even assaults on humans go uninvestigated due to lack of police resources wasting time on something like this makes even less sense than wasting time harassing non-commercial file sharers.

[dueda]

... that imagination, in the form of empathy, is a mixed blessing--it allows us to anthropomorphize...

As a whole, I agree - But in my opinion, anthropomorphize, to think as something as human, is not a good thing.
The benefits are few when compared to the prejudice. Was I a goat, would tell the humans to go f* themselves.

[joew771]

Rape it. Kill it. Eat it. It's dumb.

And that goes for all animals. And I mean ALL animals.

[Mr.Masami]

I think people who fuck other species than it's own are sick and disgusting but at the same time feel guilty because I masturbated to porn videos with horses and dogs.

Internet, what have you done to me ?