Your favourite movie quotes.

[BHT]

[Belinda]

Forrest Gump 1994

"My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'"

This is mine, was pretty sure someone else would have already said it

[RobertX]

From American History X

[LZA]

"Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the **** am I funny, what the **** is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the **** out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya mother****er! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.
"


One of my all time favorite scenes...

[BigDadE]

two epic quotes both from "the godfather" (1972) imdb



Richard Castellano (Clemenza), orders his henchmen to whack Paulie Gatto in the parked car, he said the words, “Leave the gun,” and was then struck with an inspired improv and added, “Take the cannoli.” 

After Michael says he wants to kill rival mobster Sollozzo and corrupt-cop McClusky. Sonny says, ‘What do you think this, the army, where you shoot ’em a mile away? You gotta get up close, like this — and bada-bing! You blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit.’

bada bing became a catchphrase for every wiseguy-wannabe and was even the name of the strip club in "the sopranos" which was really the satin dolls in lodi, nj.

[Faithwyn]

King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

[joew771]

Some quotes from the best super hero movie ever. 'Watchmen'.

Rorschach: I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world. Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. "But doctor..." he says "I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains. 

Edgar Jacobi: I have cancer.
Rorschach: What kind of cancer?
Edgar Jacobi: Well, you know the kind you eventually get better from?
Rorschach: Yes.
Edgar Jacobi: Well, that ain't the kind I got.

Laurie Juspeczyk: Everyone will die!
Jon Osterman: And the universe will not even notice.

Jon Osterman: A live human body and a deceased human body have the same number of particles. Structurally there's no difference.

[sppatter]

Everyone knows and loves quotes from the Princess Bride. (If you don't, then you are too young, or a spawn of Satan. Or both.)

And everyone knows: 'ALLO! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

However, my personal favorite is:

Westley, while wandering the Fire Swamp (and the Snow Sand and the ROUSs) with Princess Buttercup:

Westley: It's not that bad. <Princess Buttercup gives him an incredulous look>
Westley: Well, I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.

I've always thought Cary Elwes' deadpan delivery was fantastic.

But, no, on second thought,  that is my second favorite quote. My ACTUAL favorite quote is:

"There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."

And, yes, I've used that on my wife many times. (Course, the second part was kind of hard to explain, but I think she appreciated the sentiment. :    )  

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[joew771]

Everyone knows and loves quotes from the Princess Bride. (If you don't, then you are too young, or a spawn of Satan. Or both.)

And everyone knows: 'ALLO! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

However, my personal favorite is:

Westley, while wandering the Fire Swamp (and the Snow Sand and the ROUSs) with Princess Buttercup:

Westley: It's not that bad. <Princess Buttercup gives him an incredulous look>
Westley: Well, I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.

I've always thought Cary Elwes' deadpan delivery was fantastic.

But, no, on second thought,  that is my second favorite quote. My ACTUAL favorite quote is:

"There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."

And, yes, I've used that on my wife many times. (Course, the second part was kind of hard to explain, but I think she appreciated the sentiment. :    )  

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If you're talking about princess bride, how did you not mention the most famous quote and sort of what the movie was based on?

'As you wish.'







One of my favourite moves ever. With many memorable quotes.

[connor17]

Drugs!
What'd they give you? Thorazine? Haldol? How much? How much?
Lern your drugs. Know your dosages. It's elementary.