The First Christmas Tree
#1
Not just The Christmas Tree, but
The First Christmas Tree!

Nowadays, it’s very common to set up a Christmas Tree inside your home, but did you ever stop to wonder: who was the first person to do it and how drunk they were?

Of course, nobody could possibly know the true origin of this tradition, so the folks at Coronet just made up some garbage about a medieval toymaker. We’re not talking cool toys with Blast Processing and Kung Fu Grips, we’re talking wooden crap with yarn made of goat fur nailed to it.

Christmas Trees provide light, comfort, and joy, so of course their tale is full of bleakness, poverty, and the fear of being devoured by wolves. Look, at least it doesn’t have a talking pillow!

Join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for the tale of the guy who was decorating Christmas Trees before it was cool, The First Christmas Tree.

HD Medium 720p (272.99 MB)

https://mega.nz/file/hzpiCAjR#NNzdCD_87H...BaR4tcozmo
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(Dec 22, 2022, 11:57 am)peephalk Wrote: Not just The Christmas Tree, but
The First Christmas Tree!

Nowadays, it’s very common to set up a Christmas Tree inside your home, but did you ever stop to wonder: who was the first person to do it and how drunk they were?

Of course, nobody could possibly know the true origin of this tradition, so the folks at Coronet just made up some garbage about a medieval toymaker. We’re not talking cool toys with Blast Processing and Kung Fu Grips, we’re talking wooden crap with yarn made of goat fur nailed to it.

Christmas Trees provide light, comfort, and joy, so of course their tale is full of bleakness, poverty, and the fear of being devoured by wolves. Look, at least it doesn’t have a talking pillow!

Join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for the tale of the guy who was decorating Christmas Trees before it was cool, The First Christmas Tree.

HD Medium 720p (272.99 MB)

https://mega.nz/file/hzpiCAjR#NNzdCD_87H...BaR4tcozmo

Thank you so much peephalk!! Happy Holidays!  Heart
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#3
Thanks. Rifftrax is really putting out the shorts for this Christmas. I love it.
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#4
Cheers!! If only they had a Coronet short about The First Pencil. The First Chainsaw? The possibilities are endless, I tells ya..
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