Safely Walk to School [REQ]
#1
Grady and Lori need to get to school. Unfortunately, dangers abound along their walking route: radio controlled cars, breakdancers, the Grim Reaper.

Sorry, those are the dangers that abound in the 80s video game Paperboy. These kids deal with antique stores or something, it’s way less cool.

Lori owns a Heathcliff lunchbox, yet neglects to implement such basic safety techniques as employing The Garbage Ape for protection, or wearing a helmet that says “HAM”.* Grady, on the other hand, carries a red playground ball, though he is still at least twenty years away from joining an Adult Kickball League as a flimsy excuse to binge drink on a weeknight.

Can they make it to school safely in time for their spelling test? Or will their skin be flayed from their bodies in a horrific ice cream truck accident? Find out, you sickos, in Safely Walk To School!

*We also wanted to throw the real HeathHeads a bone here and mention “Jimmy” but couldn’t figure out how to seamlessly work in the reference, thank you for reading the footnotes

Written by Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett, Conor Lastowka, & Sean Thomason

https://www.rifftrax.com/safely-walk-to-school
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#2
Here ya go:

https://mega.nz/file/F4F3TbJK#FtSC3CAOoL...vjs_DFA0_s

And don't forget to donate, or better yet it's only $1.12 at Rifftrax!
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#3
Thank you peephalk!
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#4
Thanks!
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#5
Can anyone please re-up?
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#6
https://mega.nz/file/8RMVkJob#5xV_IICDgV...WKszjeGxWA
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#7
Thank you!
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#8
Any chance of a reup?
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#9
You got it: https://gofile.io/d/9cbDxc
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#10
(Dec 20, 2024, 19:10 pm)thedavewsc Wrote: You got it: https://gofile.io/d/9cbDxc

Bless you! You're a Christmas saint.
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