Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

[Tom Servo]

Pre-Order Description:

Our Rogue One: A Star Wars Story riff isn’t in a galaxy far, far away… it’s almost here!

In preparation for this year’s May The 4th, we’re opening up this galaxy-sized riff to pre-order. This year, celebrate Star Wars Day with our riff of the only prequel you can openly admit you liked.

Pre-order it now and it'll be ready for you to download at the exact moment it's available — no retcon required!

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Standard Description:

For years, most movies that came out were not about the Death Star. Lots of people were OK with this, it meant we got movies like The Godfather, Point Break, and The Stoned Age. This evidently changed in 2015 however, and now every movie must relate in some way to the construction or destruction of a Death Star.

This has led to a few odd choices, like the 2016 sequel to The Adventures of Milo and Otis, which critics called “tonally baffling” and “supposed to be about a puppy and kitten, why?” It’s worked out slightly better for The Force Awakens and Rogue One.

Rogue One tells the story of a plucky band of upstarts who bring us the long awaited answer to one of the deepest mysteries in the Star Wars universe: what exactly was Jabba the Hutt’s toilet situation? As they seek out the answer to this disgusting riddle, they stumble across the plans to the Death Star and set in motion forty years of wildly disposable Star Wars parodies and tributes. Mon Mothma plays a major role for some reason.
Mike, Kevin, Bill, and the reanimated likenesses of several actors who signed the wrong thing before they died team up to riff the latest chapter in the neverending Star Wars saga: Rogue One!

Contibuting Writers
Conor Lastowka - Senior Writer
Sean Thomason - Senior Writer

Additional contributors: Molly Hodgdon and Mike Schuster

http://www.rifftrax.com/star-wars-rogue-one

Happy Star Wars Day! May The 4th Be With You!

RiffTrax: Just The Jokes -  Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) - NTSC Blu-Ray Audio MP3 112 kbps (102.89 MB)
https://mega.nz/#!QLhQhaDD!PZsyBV7DgJErT...5AXmWn33-I
Runtime: 128:26

RiffTrax: Just The Jokes -  Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) - Zipped NTSC Blu-Ray Audio MP3 + Disembaudio Synch Lines RAR (56.74 MB)
https://mega.nz/#!4LZFUaQb!ujaRWP4hCXU2T...X5E5SKoIA0

RiffTrax: Just The Jokes - Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) - PAL Blu-Ray Audio MP3 112 kbps (107.82 MB)
https://mega.nz/#!UGxTXRwD!FBZSu-IKqMlV2...zmUMmZFukI
Runtime: 134:35

RiffTrax: Just The Jokes - Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) - Zipped PAL Blu-Ray Audio MP3 + Disembaudio Synch Lines RAR (106.52 MB)
https://mega.nz/#!JTQgCbrB!LRSFpGGHgFV8k...NBbkvZTyE0

[Mayonnaise1]

What does "Just the Jokes" mean?

[Ketonite]

from rifftrax themselves:
Just the Jokes
RiffTrax "Just the Jokes" commentary tracks are joke-only audio MP3 files that you must sync up with your copy of the movie. We recommend the DVD version, as we can't always guarantee sync with Netflix Instant or Amazon Video.

thanks tom

[Mayonnaise1]

from rifftrax themselves:
Just the Jokes
RiffTrax "Just the Jokes" commentary tracks are joke-only audio MP3 files that you must sync up with your copy of the movie. We recommend the DVD version, as we can't always guarantee sync with Netflix Instant or Amazon Video.

thanks tom

Ah....so back to the old format but not just saying that.  Thanks.

[hazzychan]

Just the Jokes is how Rifftrax gets around licensing issues for big titles. No license needed for your own commentary track.

<3 Tom, thanks as always, good sir!

Now for one of our community's brilliant syncers to get ahold of the mp3 and work their wonderful magic on it... 'cause every time I try and sync an mp3 to a video I already have, the syncing is fine, but the volumes are almost always too loud or too soft at various times, causing me to have to fluctuate either the video or mp3 volumes nearly constantly... especially actions scenes. >_<

[enyalep]

thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you

[Aristocrat]

Pre-Order Description:

Our Rogue One: A Star Wars Story riff isn’t in a galaxy far, far away… it’s almost here!

In preparation for this year’s May The 4th, we’re opening up this galaxy-sized riff to pre-order. This year, celebrate Star Wars Day with our riff of the only prequel you can openly admit you liked.

Pre-order it now and it'll be ready for you to download at the exact moment it's available — no retcon required!

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Standard Description:

For years, most movies that came out were not about the Death Star. Lots of people were OK with this, it meant we got movies like The Godfather, Point Break, and The Stoned Age. This evidently changed in 2015 however, and now every movie must relate in some way to the construction or destruction of a Death Star.

This has led to a few odd choices, like the 2016 sequel to The Adventures of Milo and Otis, which critics called “tonally baffling” and “supposed to be about a puppy and kitten, why?” It’s worked out slightly better for The Force Awakens and Rogue One.

Rogue One tells the story of a plucky band of upstarts who bring us the long awaited answer to one of the deepest mysteries in the Star Wars universe: what exactly was Jabba the Hutt’s toilet situation? As they seek out the answer to this disgusting riddle, they stumble across the plans to the Death Star and set in motion forty years of wildly disposable Star Wars parodies and tributes. Mon Mothma plays a major role for some reason.
Mike, Kevin, Bill, and the reanimated likenesses of several actors who signed the wrong thing before they died team up to riff the latest chapter in the neverending Star Wars saga: Rogue One!

Contibuting Writers
Conor Lastowka - Senior Writer
Sean Thomason - Senior Writer

Additional contributors: Molly Hodgdon and Mike Schuster

http://www.rifftrax.com/star-wars-rogue-one

Happy Star Wars Day! May The 4th Be With You!

RiffTrax: Just The Jokes -  Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) - NTSC Blu-Ray Audio MP3 112 kbps (102.89 MB)
https://mega.nz/#!QLhQhaDD!PZsyBV7DgJErT...5AXmWn33-I
Runtime: 128:26

RiffTrax: Just The Jokes - Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) - PAL Blu-Ray Audio MP3 112 kbps (107.82 MB)
https://mega.nz/#!UGxTXRwD!FBZSu-IKqMlV2...zmUMmZFukI
Runtime: 134:35

Looking SO MUCH to seeing the Synced version of this.

[azazel999]

Looking SO MUCH to seeing the Synced version of this.

It literally came out today. Sorry that everyone's sources on this didn't jump on it THE MINUTE it came out.

Calm down there, champ.

[NeilHamburger]

Didn't sound like a complaint to me. Just eager like we all are..

[Hellbanker]

Could someone upload the video with the rifftrax soundtrack! I really suck at it