RiffTrax VOD - The Girl From Rio

[Tom Servo]

Seriously, you guys are frickin' awesome! I'm laughing my shiny metal ass off at some of your comments. This riff was well worth every penny and I'm always happy to help. 

[kkt]

based on the plot is seems like no coincidence this was dropped on international women's day

[havaham]

Seriously, you guys are frickin' awesome! I'm laughing my shiny metal ass off at some of your comments. This riff was well worth every penny and I'm always happy to help. 

THAT, is why you rule.

[JetJaguar73]

based on the plot is seems like no coincidence this was dropped on international women's day

Deadpool (the first one) said did it best?

LOL

[dueda]

Congratulations all, thanks uploader! I'm curious to see that one but no torrent? Mega requires an account to download files over 400MB.

[MalakJoe]

What the hell did I just watch! muahahahaha

[JetJaguar73]

What the hell did I just watch! muahahahaha

You watched a Jess Franco movie is what you just watched! WTF!? I'm only at the opening credits and I had to comment that I would NEVER have guessed Mike and the Boys would do a Franco flick. This is bound to be unsettling interesting.

For further reading: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jes%C3%BAs...roduction)

[portharlot]

Thanks so much, Tom!

[JeepBanshee]

This is from the period before Jess Franco became a colossal pervert - he worked on, and appeared momentarily in, a Fu Manchu movie that MST3K riffed a very long time ago : they called it The Castle of Fu Manchu AKA The Blood of Fu Manchu. I guess there's a well and they're dipping into it.

[Hellbanker]

RiffTrax VOD - The Girl From Rio

The Girl From Rio, as you might guess, is about the island nation of Femina, which is inhabited by scantily clad superwomen intent on conquering the world. At some point, one of them goes undercover as a nail salon worker in Rio. In retrospect, the marketing department realized that they should have put more emphasis on the machine gun toting babes and less on the manicures.

Also deserving less emphasis? The movie’s leading man, Jeff, a spy who on a scale of Jason Bourne to James Bond rates somewhere around the level of bathtub mildew. He’s come to Rio to kick ass and wear size fifteen sport shirts and fortunately the hotel is well stocked with size fifteen sport shirts. It must be a Rio thing.

It’s Carnival time, so grab your beads and join Mike, Kevin, and Bill before the Girl From Rio pulls a "Guy From Harlem" and moves to Miami.

Content Rating - R - Contains Nudity & Sexual Content

Riffed By: Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy & Bill Corbett
Written By: Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett, Conor Lastowka & Sean Thomason
Contributing Writers: Zachary Shatzer & Jason Miller

Release Date: March 8, 2019
Runtime: 77:48

The Girl From Rio (1969) - HD Medium MP4 720p (1.47 GB)
https://mega.nz/#!N5Yi3CLR!iw2wwqsMK4NHh...lcBaFyp3HI

The Girl From Rio (1969) - HD High MP4 1080p (8.26 GB)
https://mega.nz/#!J1wU2AgA!rGowdrPQXpJt7...h6mpOKSLpk

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