Reaching 1,000 posts
#1
Does reaching the 1,000 post mark qualify a SuprBay member for some special recognition or status?  A one-time digital "get out of jail free" card perhaps?  Extra rep points?  Promotion to Moderator or Admin status?

And what if said user reached that dizzying height without ever once having used the word p*nis?   Angel

Just wondering . . .
Reply
#2
(Jul 10, 2016, 20:12 pm)workerbee Wrote: And what if said user reached that dizzying height without ever once having used the word p*nis?   Angel



Automatic perma-ban.
Reply
#3
...a fourth digit in the "Posts" field AND a bonus comma.
Reply
#4
I didn't get to where I am today without knowing a thing or two about penis.

Having made 1000 posts isn't much of a milestone, but when you reach the 2000 post mark, we'll contact you about our little-known suprbay goat sacrifice ceremony - which gives you extra penis.

Also, penis.
Reply
#5
1000+Posts = Murlokian Cult's Acolytes status
Reply
#6
(Jul 11, 2016, 01:41 am)Spud17 Wrote: goat sacrifice ceremony

for the glory of whom? satan?
Reply
#7
For the glory of penis. Smile
Reply
#8
For the curry goat. Yum
Reply
#9
(Jul 11, 2016, 03:11 am)Sid Wrote: For the curry goat. Yum

nah,
grilled 'em
Reply
#10
(Jul 11, 2016, 03:11 am)Sid Wrote: For the curry goat. Yum

Now I'm hungry.

I've gone my entire life without the bonus comma.  Come that resplendent day, what will I do with myself?  On second thought, don't answer that.
Reply


Possibly Related Threads…
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  French Magazine Fined €10,000 For Encouraging Piracy Ernesto 0 10,296 Jun 30, 2015, 06:25 am
Last Post: Ernesto
  Was it worth $40,000 Agricola 7 16,469 May 20, 2015, 08:36 am
Last Post: DeGun
  WikiLeaks publishes 30,000 leaked Sony documents The_Abee 1 9,546 Apr 18, 2015, 19:40 pm
Last Post: FHball
  Pirate Bay Sends 100,000 New Users to “Free” VPN Ernesto 6 25,266 Nov 15, 2014, 07:52 am
Last Post: kakkiya
  Comcast Sent 1,000,000 Copyright Alerts to ‘Pirating’ Subscribers Ernesto 0 9,376 Nov 09, 2014, 18:55 pm
Last Post: Ernesto



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)