Rapid Assault

[blurg]

https://www.rifftrax.com/rapid-assault

Submarines and sealabs, ahoy! Packed with all the straight-to-video action and bland mustachioed guys you’ve come to expect from a Fred Olen Ray joint, it’s Rapid Assault! 
A terrorist builds a world-ending biological weapon in an abandoned sealab at the bottom of the ocean - presumably for tax purposes? - and threatens to release it if the U.S. military won’t pay him a relatively low, Rod-from-Birdemic amount of money. So the military does what any reasonable force trying to prevent human extinction would do: they call in one agent. A guy named Decker (no, as far as we know Tim Heidecker had nothing to do with this) with an occasional Southern accent and a penchant for kicking guys slowly.
Can Decker and a dead scientist’s daughter save the world? Will a submarine deploy nuclear weapons for no good reason? Will anyone notice the sealab sets look an awful lot like a factory from any other Fred Olen Ray action film? Join Mike, Kevin and Bill for the Rapid Assault and find out! 
Written by: Mike Nelson, Conor Lastowka, and Sean Thomason
Contributing Writers: Jason Miller and Zach Shatzer


https://mega.nz/file/xMcwVShC#GcO7pm2GFK...3XhLYS3Xm8

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You are an absolute Hero! Thank you so much!!!

[1500cc]

Much appreciated, blurg

[ocagwdwv]

Thank you very much!

[gondomondo]

Thank you!!!

[Zatteen]

Thanks

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Please donate to Rifftrax if you can support them financially.

[Ed_Hall]

Thanx a million blurg!!!

[sarlacc222]

Random observation: Did anyone else notice that the music in this movie is actually really good? I kept thinking it must've been lifted from another movie.

And another: For a fan of "On Cinema at the Cinema," this movie is an absolute delight.

[tripletap006]

https://www.rifftrax.com/rapid-assault

Submarines and sealabs, ahoy! Packed with all the straight-to-video action and bland mustachioed guys you’ve come to expect from a Fred Olen Ray joint, it’s Rapid Assault! 
A terrorist builds a world-ending biological weapon in an abandoned sealab at the bottom of the ocean - presumably for tax purposes? - and threatens to release it if the U.S. military won’t pay him a relatively low, Rod-from-Birdemic amount of money. So the military does what any reasonable force trying to prevent human extinction would do: they call in one agent. A guy named Decker (no, as far as we know Tim Heidecker had nothing to do with this) with an occasional Southern accent and a penchant for kicking guys slowly.
Can Decker and a dead scientist’s daughter save the world? Will a submarine deploy nuclear weapons for no good reason? Will anyone notice the sealab sets look an awful lot like a factory from any other Fred Olen Ray action film? Join Mike, Kevin and Bill for the Rapid Assault and find out! 
Written by: Mike Nelson, Conor Lastowka, and Sean Thomason
Contributing Writers: Jason Miller and Zach Shatzer


https://mega.nz/file/xMcwVShC#GcO7pm2GFK...3XhLYS3Xm8

Ugh, Big Hollywood always trying to copy that Decker/Kington magic, haha...thanks, Blurg!!