Rapid Assault

[Max Renn]

I love Fred Olen Ray's classics like Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers or Evil Toons, but man this one was painful!
Thanks for the share.

[dest1234]

https://www.rifftrax.com/rapid-assault

Submarines and sealabs, ahoy! Packed with all the straight-to-video action and bland mustachioed guys you’ve come to expect from a Fred Olen Ray joint, it’s Rapid Assault! 
A terrorist builds a world-ending biological weapon in an abandoned sealab at the bottom of the ocean - presumably for tax purposes? - and threatens to release it if the U.S. military won’t pay him a relatively low, Rod-from-Birdemic amount of money. So the military does what any reasonable force trying to prevent human extinction would do: they call in one agent. A guy named Decker (no, as far as we know Tim Heidecker had nothing to do with this) with an occasional Southern accent and a penchant for kicking guys slowly.
Can Decker and a dead scientist’s daughter save the world? Will a submarine deploy nuclear weapons for no good reason? Will anyone notice the sealab sets look an awful lot like a factory from any other Fred Olen Ray action film? Join Mike, Kevin and Bill for the Rapid Assault and find out! 
Written by: Mike Nelson, Conor Lastowka, and Sean Thomason
Contributing Writers: Jason Miller and Zach Shatzer


https://mega.nz/file/xMcwVShC#GcO7pm2GFK...3XhLYS3Xm8

Can you upload the subtitles for me if its not too much trouble?