(OT) Hungry for Riffing

[Meat Trademark]

Back by popular demand!
That's a complete lie!

Christy
Return to Cutter Gap
 
YOU WILL CLICK THE LINK AND DOWNLOAD THE MOVIE AND WATCH THE MOVIE! FNORD!

DON'T CLICK HERE

For some damn reason I'm lightly obsessed with this flick, low-res combing and all. It has an awful earnestness and a tone of being made by newly-converted Christian 15-year-olds.

This was an early attempt at HandBrake (I think) and it pretty much sucks starting with the cheapness of the DVD copy I had.
Not knowing what I was doing was also a major factor.
I guess I'm suggesting an attempt at crowdsourcing a riff from whomever is interested and then either assembling the recordings or having one or two people do the actual recording. I don't know. I just knew I had to upload it for you fine folk to embrace or ignore. No plans and no jokes written yet, just a stupid little movie that nobody's heard of and seems to be missing a commentary track. It'd kill some more time before we all die and turn into dirt and stuff.

FUN FILMMAKING FACT: The movie has subtitles for voice-over dialogue that was cut from the final print.

I am so so sorry for this.

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Just so you know better than downloading and watching it, here is the trailer.

[peephalk]

Watched the trailer. Everything Is Terrible at the Little House On The Prairie!

[JetJaguar73]

Just so you know better than downloading and watching it, here is the trailer.

I kept waiting for it hoping it would turn into turn into a horror movie, but nope, just a shitty horse-girl-adjacent, Simple Jack on the Prairie flick.

I'm intrigued.

[Meat Trademark]

My SOCIAL CREDIBILITY is gonna take a blow on this, but it's sooooo plain it's URplain. A Platonic ideal of crap family movies.

It's crap, but at least it's a pristine transfer from a DVD that seemed sourced from VHS!

"The right people will get it," may not apply here.

[KinoQueen13]

Is this a Feature Films for the Family feature? it feels like I was tortured with it at some point in my life. lol THanks for the bad memories. hehehehehe

[I Want To Go Faster]

" An annual festival, called "ChristyFest," dedicated to Christy, the novel, television series and movies, was held in Townsend, Tennessee.

Taking place during summer, it was a gathering of those dedicated to the preservation of "Christy" and Southern Appalachian culture.

In 2018 it was announced that [the] ChristyFest event [was cancelled], but that a successor organization called "Christy Friends" would preserve its spirit. "

(☉_☉)

[Meat Trademark]

Is this a Feature Films for the Family feature?  it feels like I was tortured with it at some point in my life.  lol THanks for the bad memories.  hehehehehe

Yes it is.