OFFICIAL RiffTrax Troll Thread
#31
There are too many ways to interpret the title and onus of this thread.

So I shall troll the title itself, not its author, nor anyone replying.  So, hey, Mr. thread-title...

(in an MJ voice), "Hey, sweetie, are you okay?  I respect your space but do we need to consider an "intervention" here?"

(in a Bridget voice), "Oh dear, looks like a thread title has been hitting the 'traditional' eggnog a bit hard again."

(in a Frank voice), "What does this have to do with the Fantastic Four or gamma-ray radiation...?!  even Victor Von Doom would be confused, and he's smarter than Reed Richards & Tony Stark combined!"
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#32
(Dec 31, 2021, 17:43 pm)TommyTucker Wrote: You will never be a real woman.

You support a potus who murdered Heather Heyer, Sicknick and 600k because he's white.  You have no right to your opinion  Piss off and go to hell you racist "rhymes with packer" and take Osama Bin Trump with you.

(Jan 03, 2022, 19:43 pm)TommyTucker Wrote:
(Jan 01, 2022, 14:43 pm)alansmithee99 Wrote:
(Dec 31, 2021, 17:43 pm)TommyTucker Wrote: You will never be a real woman.

And you'll never be a real person at all. Just a sad, lonely bigot cowardly lashing out at a world that has left them behind.

[Image: pfn9sugbqegz.jpg]

You are to winning arguments what Rachel McAdams is to ugliness, soyboy, and you are objectively a bigot.  Now F off, Cletus.
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#33
I'd like to complain about the number of people complaining about things.
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#34
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#35
It appears that mocking Shibby has become a shibboleth.
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#36
Hey MODS, any chance we could get rid of one of the 2 OFFICIAL RiffTrax Troll Thread links? Our Important Threads section is getting crowded as is, no need for a duplicate. Thank you.
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#37
done.
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#38
You rule! Literally. Thank you.
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#39
I'll add to this rarely used troll thread, and troll both Rifftrax and those who watch them: 

Question #1: Who actually listens to the Mary Joe and Bridgette Femtrax?

And when I say "listen to," I don't mean that you're willing to pirate them and put them on occasionally after you've watched literally Everything else, I mean you for some reason enjoy them, or believe they are in any way on par with the regular MKB rifftax. 

And if you do, 
Question 2: how much do you weigh, and how much do you viscerally hate bad orange bad man?


TDS Frank
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#40
I am unclear on the purpose of this topic. Are people trying to post the most outrageous and demented things they can think of? Is it satire? Or are some of these posts actually serious?

If the game is "Say something so demented that even a Republican wouldn't say it... or would they?", I'll play. If the folks posting nonsense are serious, I'll find something less sad to occupy my time. I'll give it a try, though:


(Dec 31, 2021, 17:43 pm)TommyTucker Wrote: You will never be a real woman.


I have it on good authority that "women" do not actually exist. They're all just men in wigs, paid by George Soros and Nancy Pelosi. The whole thing is a woke plot to undermine the proper penis-centric focus of Western civilization, which is the only civilization that matters.
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