NYC Pastor: Starbucks Is Flavored With The Semen Of Sodomites

[stormium]

A New York pastor has warned that Starbucks coffees are flavoured with the “semen of sodomites”.

Coffee chain Starbucks recently launched a new ad campaign featuring two well-known drag artists – American Idol star Adore Delano and RuPaul’s Drag Race winner Bianca Del Rio.

Pastor James David Manning, of the ATLAH World Missionary Church in Harlem, claimed last week that Starbucks was “ground zero” for Ebola, which is being spread by “upscale sodomites”.

His remarks sparked a protest in which gay rights advocates handed out free coffee outside his church – which has provoked Manning into another attack on Starbucks.
He said in another video rant: “They had a big bucket of Starbucks coffee. They said that this church is a hate church, and that I’m a hate preacher.”

Citing a satirical news report – which he appeared to take seriously – Manning said: “Starbucks is a place where these types frequent and a lot of body fluids are exchanged there.

“The thing that I was not aware of is that… what Starbucks was doing, is they were taking specimens of male semen, and they were putting it in the blends of their lattes.

“It’s the absolute truth. They’re using male semen, and putting it into the blends of coffees that they sell.

“My suspicion is that they’re getting their semen from sodomites. Semen flavours up the coffee, and makes you thinks you’re having a good time.”
PinkNews has approached Starbucks for comment.

Manning claimed last month that Vladimir Putin is planning to out Barack Obama as a gay man within 100 days. His deadline is next Wednesday, November 12.

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so... while i appreciate the sodomite semen content of my coffee to be extremely low if not absolutely nonexistent just as much as the next guy, i can't help but wonder who's worse: the pastor or the people that attend his sermons.

i hope starbucks sues him.

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04:36:54 <stormium> if i wanted to semen mixed with coffee, i'd punch clay aiken in the face mid-sip
04:37:00 <stormium> see*
04:40:06 <nelly> Nite M
04:40:41 <nelly> if i wanted to semen mixed with coffee, i'd punch clay aiken in the face mid-sip <<== lmao
04:43:41 <stormium> i hear he's running for congress.
04:44:13 <neglesaks> Be there in a month, I'd be rounning FROM congress!
04:44:16 <neglesaks> anyway have fun
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04:51:02 Britn3y set mode +l 162.
04:59:40 <stormium> congress just has to worry about the urine flavoring in their coffee.
05:01:32 <nelly> lol
05:02:01 <nelly> Semen coffee = frapalatte
05:03:13 <stormium> fapalatte... heh
05:03:22 <stormium> fapalatteh...
05:03:42 <nelly> hehehe
05:04:19 <stormium> spunkinspice
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05:04:38 <stormium> fuck... this stuff belongs in gd

[NIK]

Semen flavours up the coffee, and makes you thinks you’re having a good time.”

If you think you're having a good time, are you not having a good time?

[kjf]

They’re using male semen

Guess they were out of female semen.

[connor17]

If this dude were white, he would be a nazi. But he's a nigger, so he can only be a homophobe, too bad.

[Tophat]

This is hilarious.