LIGHT BLAST

[peephalk]

High (TV) (1.41 GB)

Scoreboards: usually all they do is let you know who is currently
humiliating the Mets. But terrorists have harnessed the latent evilness of
the humble scoreboard and are now using them to LIGHT BLAST people!!!
Light Blasting, as we all know since it’s a totally real thing, involves
melting someone’s face using budget special FX. Think the Raiders of the
Ark nazis if they were all played by claymation icon Mr. Bill.  It’s cool
though, because the filmmakers clearly used all of the FX budget on the
bonkers stunts in this movie. They’re honestly as impressive as anything
we’ve done in a RiffTrax movie, even if most of the money probably went
to a legal fund for stuntmen widows.

Starring Erik Estrada and directed by the guy who gave us Warriors of the
Wasteland and 1990: Bronx Warriors, Light Blast is an 80s fever dream of
explosions, car chases, and of course, Light Blasting. Join Mike, Kevin,
and Bill and whatever you do: watch out for scoreboards!
Written by: Mike Nelson, Conor Lastowka and Sean Thomason

Contributing writers: Jason Miller and Zachary Shatzer

https://mega.nz/file/0osSGS7K#cBE3KBv7OF...T_eTI6owzc

[MATMAN]

High (TV) (1.41 GB)

Scoreboards: usually all they do is let you know who is currently
humiliating the Mets. But terrorists have harnessed the latent evilness of
the humble scoreboard and are now using them to LIGHT BLAST people!!!
Light Blasting, as we all know since it’s a totally real thing, involves
melting someone’s face using budget special FX. Think the Raiders of the
Ark nazis if they were all played by claymation icon Mr. Bill.  It’s cool
though, because the filmmakers clearly used all of the FX budget on the
bonkers stunts in this movie. They’re honestly as impressive as anything
we’ve done in a RiffTrax movie, even if most of the money probably went
to a legal fund for stuntmen widows.

Starring Erik Estrada and directed by the guy who gave us Warriors of the
Wasteland and 1990: Bronx Warriors, Light Blast is an 80s fever dream of
explosions, car chases, and of course, Light Blasting. Join Mike, Kevin,
and Bill and whatever you do: watch out for scoreboards!
Written by: Mike Nelson, Conor Lastowka and Sean Thomason

Contributing writers: Jason Miller and Zachary Shatzer

https://mega.nz/file/0osSGS7K#cBE3KBv7OF...T_eTI6owzc

Boy, that was quick. Thank you very much. I have Covid-19 at the moment and not feeling too well - this should help.

[Trina134]

Thank you peephalk, got my fun for the night sorted!

[kitcastuff]

WOW that was fast.

I haven't even received an e-mail notification about this one yet.

Thank you peephalk!

[SonnyBonoWigDoo]

Damn, that was fast!

Thank you!

[fastnee]

Thank you very much!

[MATMAN]

Just to add - I really enjoyed this Riff.

[blurg]

This one sounds pretty much like they used to. Wonder if they're back in the studio or just got things figured out to make them sound pretty good. (or possibly it could have been recorded a while ago)

[KiddCloudkicker]

@MATMAN:
  Aww, that's too bad. Hang in there, man. Here's to a swift and speedy recovery.  

Also, thanks for the up, peephalk

[Hellbanker]

High (TV) (1.41 GB)

Scoreboards: usually all they do is let you know who is currently
humiliating the Mets. But terrorists have harnessed the latent evilness of
the humble scoreboard and are now using them to LIGHT BLAST people!!!
Light Blasting, as we all know since it’s a totally real thing, involves
melting someone’s face using budget special FX. Think the Raiders of the
Ark nazis if they were all played by claymation icon Mr. Bill.  It’s cool
though, because the filmmakers clearly used all of the FX budget on the
bonkers stunts in this movie. They’re honestly as impressive as anything
we’ve done in a RiffTrax movie, even if most of the money probably went
to a legal fund for stuntmen widows.

Starring Erik Estrada and directed by the guy who gave us Warriors of the
Wasteland and 1990: Bronx Warriors, Light Blast is an 80s fever dream of
explosions, car chases, and of course, Light Blasting. Join Mike, Kevin,
and Bill and whatever you do: watch out for scoreboards!
Written by: Mike Nelson, Conor Lastowka and Sean Thomason

Contributing writers: Jason Miller and Zachary Shatzer

https://mega.nz/file/0osSGS7K#cBE3KBv7OF...T_eTI6owzc

Boy, that was quick. Thank you very much. I have Covid-19 at the moment and not feeling too well - this should help.

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THANK YOU!!!!!