Have you ever imagined a rifftrax that didn't exist?
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Am I going crazy?  I distinctly remember watching a rifftrax of Valerian: City of a Thousand Plants a few years back. There'd be no other reason I'd have watched that movie, but I definetly watched it at least a few time. However there's no record of it ever existing on their website or anywhere online. Please tell me I'm not crazy. Did some other riffers do it?  Did i watch it unriffed and just laugh myself silly at the movie itself?  What is happening? Where am I?
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#2
No one that I know has done it, though there are definitely groups out there I don't follow
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#3
Maan I got a mean crush on that Cara Delevingne. I just got a thing for bisexual, cigarette smoking blondes.

But nah, never seen a rifftrax cut or alt. You maybe saw a riff of a similar movie and mixed them up? Sometimes I mix up like Plan 9 with Space Mutiny and other space movie riffs.
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#4
Yes, and even requested it be posted here. Only to find out "you were only dreaming" (harp music plays) :-D
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#5
Similarly, I could have sworn Rifftrax or one of their friends riffed "Aliens (1986)", but apparently not.  Only "Alien (1979)".
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#6
Thanks guys. Appaerntly I just watched it without riffs and I must have been stoned and imagining what the riffboys would have said or something lol. Those were weird times in 2017. I really wish they would riff it though it's the perfect movie for it.
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(Jun 22, 2023, 21:26 pm)hexeract Wrote: Am I going crazy?  I distinctly remember watching a rifftrax of Valerian: City of a Thousand Plants a few years back. There'd be no other reason I'd have watched that movie, but I definetly watched it at least a few time. However there's no record of it ever existing on their website or anywhere online. Please tell me I'm not crazy. Did some other riffers do it?  Did i watch it unriffed and just laugh myself silly at the movie itself?  What is happening? Where am I?

Valerian would make a most excellent riff!
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#8
(Jun 23, 2023, 08:31 am)Jurassic Pee Wrote: Maan I got a mean crush on that Cara Delevingne. I just got a thing for bisexual, cigarette smoking blondes.

But nah, never seen a rifftrax cut or alt. You maybe saw a riff of a similar movie and mixed them up? Sometimes I mix up like Plan 9 with Space Mutiny and other space movie riffs.

Me too, bud. Me too. Especially her appearance in Only Murders in the Building. Dynamite.

As for riffs I've imagined, for the longest time I'd get This Island Earth and Forbidden Planet mixed up. Forbidden Planet would make an excellent riff, even if it's a genuinely excellent movie unriffed.
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(Jun 24, 2023, 12:59 pm)imtheredone Wrote:
(Jun 23, 2023, 08:31 am)Jurassic Pee Wrote: Maan I got a mean crush on that Cara Delevingne. I just got a thing for bisexual, cigarette smoking blondes.

Me too, bud. Me too. Especially her appearance in Only Murders in the Building. Dynamite

Those eyes.... Like an angel who fell from heaven and became the devil
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#10
Several times when Rifftrax has posted something new, I've thought, "Didn't they already do this one?" Like just yesterday with "Bog."
It's always turned out it's because Red Letter Media did these movies on "Best of the Worst" so I've seen many clips from the movie with hilarious commentary.
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