FAVORITE SCENE/LINE FROM A RIFFTRAX MOVIE OR SHORT
From Night of the Lepus

Police officer: What have we got here? Vampires?
Presumably genuine scientist: Possibly.
Mike: Wait. WHAT?
Scientist again: In my opinion, the only thing that could have caused this kind of destruction.....is a saber toothed tiger.
Mike: You're not really a doctor, are you?
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Bill, whats your favorite movie written and directed by Jordon Peele?

Get out you bitch.

Thanks Bill.

No problem you bitch.
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I like when the black guy is selling solar panels to the white guy at his home in Birdemic and basically mumbles his words and then Mike or one of them mocks him. That's good stuff right there. "Blah, blah, blah, blah.. solar panels?" HAHAHA!
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(Jun 02, 2019, 17:27 pm)BludBubbles Wrote: I like when the black guy is selling solar panels to the white guy at his home in Birdemic and basically mumbles his words and then Mike or one of them mocks him. That's good stuff right there. "Blah, blah, blah, blah.. slur pnlss?" HAHAHA!

Fixed it for you. Wink
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Rod's pronunciation of 'solar panels' in IPA : /søə p̃æ̃ʷs/
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(Jun 05, 2019, 09:54 am)CountMeowt Wrote: Rod's pronunciation of 'solar panels' in IPA : /søə p̃æ̃ʷs/

Meowt, go ahead, take one of these:

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(And of course, a guy like Rod is going to be named "Rod". Might as well have been Knob or Tool.)
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Cool  I'll take that Gold Star with one of my favorite lines, from Transformers 2 :
  • Annoying guy to Shia LaBeef : Don't be sucking the sack, bro !
  • Shia : What sack ?
  • Random guy : The Ball Sack !
(Mike) : But that's the school's mascot !
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(Jun 02, 2019, 15:13 pm)robthom Wrote: Bill, whats your favorite movie written and directed by Jordon Peele?

Get out you bitch.

Thanks Bill.

No problem you bitch.

I need to know what Riff this was from so that I can watch it.
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Breaker Breaker

Chuck: Do you know where my brother is, Arney?

Mike: Or do I have to snap your collarbone like a chicken wing?

That had me rolling.
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I thought in Goblet of Fire the "hey you two go get a Chamber of Secrets" was funny
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