DENMARK has vowed to finally ban sex with animals because the practice is "damaging the country's reputation".
The country had become a magnet for animal sex tourists in recent years because bestiality is banned almost everywhere else in Europe.
Agriculture minister Dan Jorgensen told Danish newspaper Ekstra Bladet: "I have decided that we should ban sex with animals.
"This is because it constitutes an attack on the animal, which naturally cannot consent to sex.
It constitutes an attack on the animal, which naturally cannot consent to sex
Dan Jorgensen, agriculture minister
"It is also damaging to our country's reputation to allow this practice to continue here while it is banned elsewhere."
A recent opinion poll revealed that 76 percent of Danes support a ban on animal sex.
However, critics have branded the new law unnecessary as existing legislation already protects animals from suffering, pain, distress or lasting harm.
The new law is due to come into effect early next year, the newspaper reported.
Bestiality has been illegal in England since 1290 under the reign of Edward I.
However, many European countries including France, Germany, Belgium and Holland have only outlawed the practice in the last ten years.
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finally, the choice between a regular dane and a great dane got a little less awkward.
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I just can't stop laughing
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Thats Denmark off the holiday short list then.
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I wasn't aware that Denmark had a reputation as being a great place to go to fuck livestock. But thanks to Dan Jorgensen I now consider myself better informed on daily life in the home of the little mermaid.
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* kjf plans quick trip before ban goes into effect
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If you don't make it in time, join the US military and you can fuck all the animals you want. [And no, I'm not making shit up, this time. See http://cnsnews.com/news/article/senate-a...s-military]
(Nov 01, 2014, 23:42 pm)NIK Wrote: If you don't make it in time, join the US military and you can fuck all the animals you want. [And no, I'm not making shit up, this time. See http://cnsnews.com/news/article/senate-a...s-military]
unless it's a goat in afghanistan... the locals view the goats as damaged goods after and you have to pay for them. 
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(Nov 01, 2014, 23:11 pm)NIK Wrote: I wasn't aware that Denmark had a reputation as being a great place to go to fuck livestock. But thanks to Dan Jorgensen I now consider myself better informed on daily life in the home of the little mermaid.
That reminds me of Sweden. When we graduate from... highschool? (Gymnasium, for students 15 to 18 years old), parents or close relatives usually have a signboard with the name of the student and a picture of said student when the student was little. Some of them are usually with diapers (and cloths) but some can be naked.
This made a person in my town question that Pedophiles would get arroused by it. But the person did not get it through the legal system in the end, and possible got associated with being a Pedophile him or herself 
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(Nov 01, 2014, 12:05 pm)Kingfish Wrote: Thats Denmark off the holiday short list then.
Never fear... there's always Finland and Hungary to book that livestock-fuckfest holiday to.
(Nov 01, 2014, 23:42 pm)NIK Wrote: If you don't make it in time, join the US military and you can fuck all the animals you want. [And no, I'm not making shit up, this time. See http://cnsnews.com/news/article/senate-a...s-military]
Holy crap that story is real? I heard about that before but thought it was something the onion cooked up.
What concerns me are the high percentage of danes who don't want it outlawed, the minister wanting to ban the practice just because the animal 'can't say no,' and the danish researchers and scientists who studied what happens during inter-species erotica - and whose review suggests that bestiality within certain limits can lead to pleasure, perhaps even a better life, for the animals. Fido and Tiddles aren't just being penetrated - some pet owners are pleasuring their animals with oral sex which they see as an extension of caring for their pet.
Ph.D. Stine B. Christiansen, University of Copenhagen and The Danish Council for Animal Ethics Wrote:Why, for example, is it acceptable that a dog can lick its owner’s mouth, hand or feet but not other areas? Or why is it OK to ride on a horse but not let it ride you? It’s not natural for a horse to carry a rider; but sexual intercourse is.
Eww. I hate my dog licking my face and have taught her to kiwi-kiss instead, and don't know any dog owner who encourages their pet to lick them anywhere - let alone sensual parts of the body. Lol, Christiansen's horse riding argument... I'm speechless.
You can read Christiansen's review here - page 26/poster 25, see also here, and here.
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