Bizarre or Amusing Book Covers

[workerbee]

No fakes or Photoshopped covers please!

I'll get things started with this uncomfortable piece of business, published by Harlequin Books in 1999:



Amazon link: http://www.amazon.com/One-Sexy-Daddy-Sin...037316792X

[Spud17]

Good grief that's awful

I came across this book, was totally convinced it was a fake, and had to read some of it to validate:



Don't be mislead by the title, this isn't a guide for how-to-poo-on-your-date, it's about avoiding admitting you're human and poo like all other humans. I can understand some people worrying if their date is an axe murderer or charming psychopath, but worrying that your date will find out you poo is ridiculous.

The book helps encourage those with poo hang-ups to deny the need to poo, to lie about it, and contains 'golden rules' such as not telling your date that you're about to go to the bathroom to lay a log. Lol, give it a few months into the relationship and most couples will happily announce that they just blocked the toilet up with a gigantic humdinger of a poo, that they're now several pounds lighter from excreting said poo, and what they read while pooping it out.

http://www.amazon.com/How-Poo-Date-Lover...1853757829

[workerbee]

I thought the book below was certainly a fake, promising that "none of the images in this book will encourage the gentle art of self-pleasure", but you can find it on Amazon for $9.95!

http://www.amazon.com/Images-You-Should-...masturbate

[SectorVector]

"Don't Let Your Bike Seat Ruin Your Sex Life: Ergonomic Bike Seats And Practical Pointers That Could Save Your Sex Life"

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B01A951AD6/

[workerbee]

A classic -- now available in Kindle format!



Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Make-Money-Your-Sp...spare+time

Oddly enough, the Table of Contents does not list murder-for-hire.

[SectorVector]

Notes: "Enid Blyton is getting the adult makeover with four titles – Five Give Up the Booze, Five Go Gluten Free, Five Go On A Strategy Away Day, and Five Go Parenting – coming out in November."

[workerbee]

How Green Were the Nazis?: Nature, Environment, and Nation in the Third Reich

Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/How-Green-Were-Na...0821416472

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It's Easy To Play Classical Themes

Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Its-Easy-Play-Cla...0711901457