1990: Bronx Warriors

[readandjudge]

1990 Bronx Warriors

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The year was 1990. Milli Vanilli began their unstoppable march up the pop charts. The Church Lady was the favored impression of dorky dads everywhere. And evidently The Bronx was a wasteland overrun by gangs with really lame themes.


There’s a tapdancing gang! A rollerskating gang! Presumably there’s a gang who only wears Zubaz pants (it being 1990). MST3K fans may recognize the sweet, lovable hero Trash from the Season 7 offering Escape 2000, the kind-of sequel to this film. Trash just wants to get to the other side of the Bronx. We think his goal is to evade The Warriors' copyright attorneys.

If you’ve read this far, you’ve probably already guessed that former NFL star-turned-B-movie-king Fred Williamson is in this movie, and you would be correct. Also mentally cashing a paycheck throughout the production is Vic Morrow, who plays the era-appropriate Hammer. All things told, you could do worse for entertainment in 1990. Exhibit A: "Shiny Happy People."

Join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for the only movie more 90s than Cool As Ice, 1990: Bronx Warriors!

Written by:
Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett, Conor Lastowka and Sean Thomason

Contributing writers:
Jason Miller and Zachary Shatzer

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HDmed: https://mega.nz/#!uPJSmKSJ!QhXZ8rVL5nHWN...SOxNfB8H2E
HDhigh: https://mega.nz/#!myZTDKxL!sQnEIdEFXbmDE...NCY8malIUc

[napsterslawyer]

1990 Bronx Warriors

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The year was 1990. Milli Vanilli began their unstoppable march up the pop charts. The Church Lady was the favored impression of dorky dads everywhere. And evidently The Bronx was a wasteland overrun by gangs with really lame themes.


There’s a tapdancing gang! A rollerskating gang! Presumably there’s a gang who only wears Zubaz pants (it being 1990). MST3K fans may recognize the sweet, lovable hero Trash from the Season 7 offering Escape 2000, the kind-of sequel to this film. Trash just wants to get to the other side of the Bronx. We think his goal is to evade The Warriors' copyright attorneys.

If you’ve read this far, you’ve probably already guessed that former NFL star-turned-B-movie-king Fred Williamson is in this movie, and you would be correct. Also mentally cashing a paycheck throughout the production is Vic Morrow, who plays the era-appropriate Hammer. All things told, you could do worse for entertainment in 1990. Exhibit A: "Shiny Happy People."

Join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for the only movie more 90s than Cool As Ice, 1990: Bronx Warriors!

Written by:
Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett, Conor Lastowka and Sean Thomason

Contributing writers:
Jason Miller and Zachary Shatzer

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HDmed: https://mega.nz/#!uPJSmKSJ!QhXZ8rVL5nHWN...SOxNfB8H2E
HDhigh: [uploading]

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Thanks so much for the upload! You've just made my Friday night into an awesome Friday night! Kudos! <3

[bluannie]

Wanted to thank you for the prompt offering. This looks epically awful!

[KiddCloudkicker]

Wanted to thank you for the prompt offering. This looks epically awful!

This was one of the first movies I watched on Shudder last year. Struck me as being a kind of Italian WARRIORS knock-off. Quite fun!!

[MarkP]

Greatly appreciated. This community is the best!

[BadFilms]

Thanks for the great work you've been doing.

[portharlot]

Thank you readandjudge!

[JetJaguar73]

Mercy buckets as them French folk say.





Thanks.

[Tom Servo]

I really gotta tell you R & J, I'm extremely impressed with all your contributions here in the last few months. You've been a lifesaver on many occasions now. I rarely get Fridays off anymore, so I really appreciate when you and other generous souls like yourself help out sometimes like this. Your presentation on this upload is outstanding! You even got all the bold, italicized and hyperlink font formatting in there. Clearly the Mega Pantloaders have been limiting everyone's upload speeds lately, so those HD Highs are even more appreciated considering the ridiculous amount of time involved. Anyway, I just wanted to convey a bit more than a simple "Thank You". You have my respect and gratitude my friend. 

[peephalk]

Many many thanks readandjudge!