Velvet Smooth

[peephalk]

Who is Velvet Smooth? A no-nonsense 1970s blaxploitation heroine, or a new yogurt brand full of decadent dessert
flavors? It’s the former, baby, so put down your spoons and get groovy!

Velvet Smooth is a detective in Harlem - unlike the detective in The Guy From Harlem, who lives in Miami. Here’s hoping
the two of them will meet up in some future Avengers-type supergroup movie, maybe when The Guy returns to Harlem to
pick up some of his old stuff from a storage unit.

Velvet Smooth is just minding her own business, lounging and generally being a foxy far-out chick, when she gets hired by
a crime boss with the world’s most upsetting rat-tail. The rat-tail guy is in trouble because some masked goons keep
robbing the shoeshine stands and magazine salesmen that make up his less-than-impressive criminal empire. Can Velvet
help him out? You bet your bellbottoms she can. Can anyone in this movie full of martial arts action do convincing martial
arts at all? No. No, they cannot.
Enter a world of wood paneling, basement casinos, and hideous sectional sofas. Join Mike, Kevin and Bill for Velvet
Smooth!

Written by: Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett, Conor Lastowka and Sean Thomason
Contributing writers: Jason Miller and Zachary Shatzer
HD Medium (1.4 GB)

https://mega.nz/#!1lMEXKxJ!KQe_yixJS9IIf...eJPiCIyX48

[DingusMcGee]

Sweet lord, that was quick. Thanks, cute little dog!

[CountMeowt]

Thanks, peep 

[knowMATTER]

Ok, so... am I the only one who just got WHIPLASH?! Day-um peephalk!!! You are the best!! Thanks so much!! Looks like the perfect flick to go with The Guy From Harlem. I can think of at least TWO REASONS! TWO REASONS! : )

[Torgo]

Thanks peephalk!  Mike and Conor mentioned this was coming on their podcast and I was so excited.  They were referencing The Guy From Harlem (one of my favorites) and said there was a new blaxplotation movie coming.  Can't wait to watch!

[mentallo]

Thanks so much

[comicfan]

Guy From Harlem is hands down my favorite riff. This will be a great double feature with that.

[itsthehypnotoad]

My god, if this film takes place in Harlem, that means EVERY guy in this film is from Harlem. Can you imagine all the burnt strip steaks and shapeless, ankle-length gowns?

Thank you, Peephalk!

[tripletap006]

You got one game, I got two ways it can be played...I got two ways to play your one game!! 

The Guy from Harlem is a top 10 Rifftrax classic for sure and a double feature with that makes me happier than getting a much needed massage as the princess of an african nation.  Thanks so much, peep!!

[SevenMindsets]

Thanks again Peep, can a brotha get an HD high?