May 12, 2016, 04:41 am
May 26, 2016, 04:48 am
*how are you gonna stop me NOW my friend ?
*GET AUF YOU YOU BLEW MY COVER
Jun 22, 2016, 00:43 am
"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker" -Paul (Tracy Morgan)
"I've Never Seen That Movie" -Jimmy (Bruce Willis)
Cop Out.
I couldn't stop laughing
"I've Never Seen That Movie" -Jimmy (Bruce Willis)
Cop Out.
I couldn't stop laughing
Jul 11, 2016, 10:57 am
From Se7en (1995):
David Mills (Brad Patt): [Banging a copy of Dante's Divine Comedy in frustration] "Fuckin' Dante... Goddamn poetry-writing faggot! Piece of shit, motherfucker!"
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And this from Woody Allen's Deconstructing Harry (1997):
Doris (Caroline Aaron): You have no values. Your whole life -- its all nihilism, cynicism, sarcasm, and orgasm.
Harry Block (Allen): You know, in France I could run for office on that slogan, and win.
David Mills (Brad Patt): [Banging a copy of Dante's Divine Comedy in frustration] "Fuckin' Dante... Goddamn poetry-writing faggot! Piece of shit, motherfucker!"
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And this from Woody Allen's Deconstructing Harry (1997):
Doris (Caroline Aaron): You have no values. Your whole life -- its all nihilism, cynicism, sarcasm, and orgasm.
Harry Block (Allen): You know, in France I could run for office on that slogan, and win.
Jul 13, 2016, 20:10 pm
"It's hard for a teacher to find good students. It's even harder for students to find a good teacher." - Ip Man
Jul 14, 2016, 06:58 am
It changes, depending on my mood, but one by James Stewart in "Anatomy of a Murder" is pretty funny :
Stewart : This is the shabbiest courtroom trick I've ever seen.
Prosecutor : You haven't lived, Mr. Bieghler. (Stewart's namesake)
After obliging him,
Prosecutor : Anything else?
Stewart : You do it once more, and I’ll punch you all the way out into the middle of Lake Superior.
Stewart : This is the shabbiest courtroom trick I've ever seen.
Prosecutor : You haven't lived, Mr. Bieghler. (Stewart's namesake)
After obliging him,
Prosecutor : Anything else?
Stewart : You do it once more, and I’ll punch you all the way out into the middle of Lake Superior.
Jul 16, 2016, 03:18 am
"So is Facebook (i.e. how it causes family strife when compared to recreational drugs). Are you going to illegalise it?"
- Nuno Capaz, Portugal's "Drug Czar," Where to Invade Next.
- Nuno Capaz, Portugal's "Drug Czar," Where to Invade Next.
Jul 21, 2016, 23:09 pm
From Trouble In Paradise (1932):
Gaston Monescu: I see. You have to be in the Social Register to keep out of jail. But when a man starts at the bottom and works his way up, a self-made crook, then you say, "Call the police! Put him behind bars! Lock him up!"
Gaston Monescu: Madame Colet, if I were your father, which fortunately I am not, and you made any attempt to handle your own business affairs, I would give you a good spanking - in a business way, of course.
Mariette Colet: What would you do if you were my secretary?
Gaston Monescu: The same thing.
Mariette Colet: You're hired.
Lily Vautier: Darling, remember, you are Gaston Monescu. You are a crook. I want you as a crook. I love you as a crook. I worship you as a crook! Steal, swindle, rob. Oh, but don't become one of those useless, good-for-nothing gigolos...!
Gaston Monescu: I see. You have to be in the Social Register to keep out of jail. But when a man starts at the bottom and works his way up, a self-made crook, then you say, "Call the police! Put him behind bars! Lock him up!"
Gaston Monescu: Madame Colet, if I were your father, which fortunately I am not, and you made any attempt to handle your own business affairs, I would give you a good spanking - in a business way, of course.
Mariette Colet: What would you do if you were my secretary?
Gaston Monescu: The same thing.
Mariette Colet: You're hired.
Lily Vautier: Darling, remember, you are Gaston Monescu. You are a crook. I want you as a crook. I love you as a crook. I worship you as a crook! Steal, swindle, rob. Oh, but don't become one of those useless, good-for-nothing gigolos...!
Sep 24, 2016, 13:08 pm
MAU!!! MAU!!!
OOOOOOHHHHHHH YOU'RE GONNA DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Sep 24, 2016, 16:27 pm
From The Thin Red Line (1998): "If I never meet you in this life, let me feel the lack. A glance from your eyes, and my life will be yours."