SuprBay: The PirateBay Forum

Many movies feature clowns, but Blood Harvest carves out bold new territory by making the clown sinister and creepy!

Of course, the clown is played by Tiny Tim (ukulele & adult diaper enthusiast, not the little wiener from A Christmas Carol) so he’d be creepy even without the makeup.

When Jill returns from college to find her house vandalized and her parents missing she does what anybody would do in this situation: invite her boyfriend over to get busy! He seems pretty chill with The Marvelous Mervo constantly lurking about the premises, so it’s no surprise that he winds up dead faster than you can say "Now he’s got that to worry about.”

As the bodies stack up, Jill confronts subtle signs that she might be the next victim, such as when the killer places an enormous jug of blood in her fridge. This is one clown who won’t cram it, unless “it” is a knife he’s cramming into your chest!

Directed with all the nuance and tact you’d expect from the man who gave us The Giant Spider Invasion, Blood Harvest ties a balloon animal of terror and pulls a never ending handkerchief of chills out of its sleeve! 

Join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for Blood Harvest!
Written by: Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett, Conor Lastowka, and Sean Thomason
Contributing writers: Jason Miller and Zach Shatzer

The Master gave me an advance on my allowance for this so you better enjoy it.

BloodHarvest_HDmed.mp4

(Sep 30, 2022, 19:54 pm)Torgo Wrote: [ -> ]The Master gave me an advance on my allowance for this so you better enjoy it.

BloodHarvest_HDmed.mp4

This blows my mind that Torgo is getting paid in something other than fondling sleeping ladies!  Thanks Torgo!!

Bless you kind sir!!

As usual, Torgo becomes the Master. Thank you!

https://mega.nz/file/N49XRCIS#NRf7CluPfW...MDLm9Xk-Dk

Blood Harvest - HD High [7.63GB]

Thank you Torgo and jhs39. I wonder if we'll see a blu-ray upgrade in the future. Looks like the boomers are getting too tired to riff a full movie anymore and continue to keep giving us Readers Digest versions.

Blu-ray = 01:27:56

BloodHarvest_HDmed/HD High = 01:11:56

https://www.torrentfunk.com/torrent/1905...1080p.html

Thanks Torgo and JHS!

Thank you Torgo! Man, they really cut the hell out of this one. I remember watching the full version on The Last Drive-In so that would make a fun double feature if anyone likes Joe Bob, check the thread on this site which should have the episode.

(Sep 30, 2022, 21:36 pm)WongHungLo Wrote: [ -> ]Thank you Torgo and jhs39. I wonder if we'll see a blu-ray upgrade in the future. Looks like the boomers are getting too tired to riff a full movie anymore and continue to keep giving us Readers Digest versions.

Blu-ray = 01:27:56

BloodHarvest_HDmed/HD High = 01:11:56

https://www.torrentfunk.com/torrent/1905...1080p.html

I think sometimes they cut material to just make the movies more watchable or make them more family-friendly by editing out graphic violence, sex, and nudity.  I prefer the Rifftrax edits of White Cannibal Queen (Cannibal World) and Wonder Women over the full theatrical release versions.  With Jack O they cut out two topless scenes that were so gratuitous I had no idea they were even in the original film until someone here posted the uncut version.  Without those two topless scenes, Jack O is a kid-friendly horror film which seems to have been the original intention of the filmmaker.  Sometimes the guys likely deem scenes unriffable because they're too dark to make jokes over.  I don't think they edit the movies that they riff out of simple laziness.  Have you watched the uncut version of White Cannibal Queen?  There are 5-minute slow-motion cannibals-eating-flesh-sequences that are ineptly shot and incredibly repetitive because Jess Franco reuses the same footage over and over.  There isn't anything to riff.       

I need to rewatch the Joe Bob Last Drive-In episode of Blood Harvest.  The movie is so awful I don't even remember what they cut although I know it was a lot.