iRiff/RLM Megathread

[Meat Trademark]

Just wanted to let you guys know that I am not doing With Gourley and Rust commentaries anymore. They released another boring solo commentary, and I just don't want to waste money anymore on them.

Fair enough. Bummer, though. Matt Gourley, WTF? Where you be at?!

What was the new commentary? Can you post the audio? I'll do it old school manually. Or bank it till (?) I learn to sync. (Spoken like a true junkie. "I'll get my own spoon and rig, I just need the stuff, man.")

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@twistedtim

TGIF*! Thanks for the plethora of riffs. Especially looking forward to those stalwart RLM mainstays Wish Upon and The Fanatic. 

*Thank God It's Fanatic

[KinoQueen13]

With Gourley and Rust solo Commentary with Gourley and Jaboody for good measure so you have something entertaining to listen to when you get bored of a solo commentary.  

Batman (1989)

[Meat Trademark]

"With Gourley and Rust solo Commentary with Gourley and Jaboody for good measure so you have something entertaining to listen to when you get bored of a solo commentary." Damn, the Queen has some sharp teeth. I love it. Thank you so very much for this. And double thank you for the joyous WGAR folder I have because of you. That folder is so cozy it's like a junk food drawer.

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It just finished downloading and Great Holy Wow! I just assumed it'd be solo Rust again. While I like Rust, I love Gourley! I'd even watch The Acolyte or Glee if it had Matt Gourley commentary. Matt's one of my favorite carbon-based things ever. So even more thank you given this information. That's a lot of thank you for one comment; don't worry, I'm a professional.

Thank you. Tl;dr.

@twistedtim

Thank you again, quick question:
Is there a difference between the two files named YMS - Nerve (2016).mkv?
Just a redundancy or something sinister afoot? Like one of them's A BOMB!

[twistedtim]

possibly nefarious twin removed for safety's sake

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Here is the missing super mario bros by Riff Bros. Was a a pain searching because apparently there's also a super mario bros rom hack called super mario bros riff, so search results were cluttered and unhelpful. However search i did

super mario bros - Riff Bros
https://mega.nz/folder/f2RmDZAR#7PDv8XvuJe05xEyFkEkWpg

[Meat Trademark]

possibly nefarious twin removed for safety's sake

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Here is the missing super mario bros by Riff Bros. Was a a pain searching because apparently there's also a super mario bros rom hack called super mario bros riff,  so search results were cluttered and unhelpful. However search i did

super mario bros - Riff Bros
https://mega.nz/folder/f2RmDZAR#7PDv8XvuJe05xEyFkEkWpg

I see how it is. 

You get rid of one evil twin (the bomb Nerve (2016)) and you replace it with twin files for Hulk (2003)! What's this evil twin do? Could be anything from a RickRoll to something more sinister like a Taco Bell app or ANOTHER BOMB?! And to distract us you give us some tall tale about trouble finding Mario Bros. I'M ON TO YOU, BUDDY!! Looks like someone's in the pocket of Big Twin.

Damn, the Hulk (2003) is already kinda bad, but being an evil twin Hulk (2003) ... [shudders] 

Anyway, to quote Taddghostal (from the RiffTrax Presents: Koopa Klaus thread on this forum), "Thx mate!" (I'm quoting instead of directly thanking in case I download the evil twin Hulk (2003) and it turns out to be a copy of Glitter (2001) without the riff or the ability to stop or pause it. Or something else like that. And I'm quoting that thread because it's Mario-related. It all makes sense. And to quote Tad Trenton (from Cujo (1983)), "Over, done with, gone.")

Thx mate!

[JetJaguar73]

possibly nefarious twin removed for safety's sake

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there's also a super mario bros rom hack called super mario bros riff,  so search results were cluttered and unhelpful.

This is when I gave up the search, I kept getting the ROM hack.  Thank you for persevering where others (ahem, me) didnt!

[Meat Trademark]

and now for something completely different

Drawback Productions present SE7EN ...
...episodes of the deeply religious TV show Highway to Heaven*. Four of the episodes are sequential!

Yes, that's a lot of God, so to be fair and give equal time to evil, there's also Joe Estevez and Robert Z'Dar acting at us in Meltdown (2009). It's a movie!

Abandon all hope ye who enter.


*They may have done more, these are all I have, swear to God

[JetJaguar73]

and now for something completely different

Drawback Productions present SE7EN ...
...episodes of the deeply religious TV show Highway to Heaven*. Four of the episodes are sequential!

Yes, that's a lot of God, so to be fair and give equal time to evil, there's also Joe Estevez and Robert Z'Dar acting at us in Meltdown (2009). It's a movie!

Abandon all hope ye who enter.


*They may have done more, these are all I have, swear to God

These are great, I've watched them a couple of times.  Highly recommended.

Be sure to watch out for Paul Walker going full Simple Jack, in a very special Highway to Heaven about overcoming your own personal handicaps.

[Meat Trademark]

Just got this one. Couldn't find it anywhere on here. It's Final Archive from 3HotRiff! 
Folder contains two files as explained below.

I'll let this update from rifftrax.com do the talking:

"UPDATE!  We've now added a second copy of the movie for the same low price!  A new "Filmmaker's Commentary" track by the writer and producer of Final Archive explains some of what we went through in making the film and lays out some of the pitfalls new filmmakers can run into so you'll never have to make a movie this bad!  Two commentary tracks, one funny and one educational ... all for one crisp dollar!

6 years ago, I raised a bunch of money to make a science fiction short film entitled "Final Archive."  There were only three problems with doing this:

1) I didn't know what the hell I was doing as a writer.

2) I didn't know what the hell I was doing as a filmmaker.

3) I didn't know what the hell I was doing as an editor.

The end result was a movie so bad I swore I would never let anyone see it EVER.

Until Rifftrax came along!

Final Archive is the quietly pretentious short film about a space station that looks like an office building, special effects that would make Stargate Atlantis blush, and accents getting more brutalized than when Dick Van Dyke insulted the entire United Kingdom in Mary Poppins!

Final Archive!  "We made a movie so bad, we had to riff it ourselves!"

Join the only all woman riffing team 3HotRiff as we take on the worst science fiction short film of all time!

PS. Did I mention that one of my 3 riffers, Vanelle, was IN this movie?  Heh.

PPS. I own the full rights to this movie so if you lose your minds and decide YOU want to take a crack at riffing it, contact me through the Rifftrax Roundtable message board!  There is no charge to riff this horrid movie, all I ask is that you link to this page when you sell your riff.

AVAILABLE NOW!"

[DrOzymandias]

and now for something completely different

Drawback Productions present SE7EN ...
...episodes of the deeply religious TV show Highway to Heaven*. Four of the episodes are sequential!

Yes, that's a lot of God, so to be fair and give equal time to evil, there's also Joe Estevez and Robert Z'Dar acting at us in Meltdown (2009). It's a movie!

Abandon all hope ye who enter.


*They may have done more, these are all I have, swear to God

I Second or third this one....If you have not watched these Highway to Heaven episodes STOP what you're doing and check them out. Easily some of the funniest riffs on this site. HIGHLY HIGHLY recommended.