Zombie Nightmare (blu-ray upgrade)

[billythefist]

Since its the spooky day, have a spooky riff. There's only one zombie, but he's a big fella. 

The MST3K Zombie Nightmare synced audio is taken directly from Riffling's release so big thanks to him. The Rifftrax was synced by me

Audio track 1: Rifftrax
Audio track 2: MST3K
Audio track 3: Feature

https://mega.nz/file/5E1WCYIS#gPBELM_FwV...ZYzc5QmX2A

[jhs39]

Thanks!

[Handy]

Thanks!

my BR version is 3 minutes or so shorter...
is this a directors cut?

[I Want To Go Faster]

Thanks!

my BR version is 3 minutes or so shorter...
is this a directors cut?

Is your version the US / UK / International release?

Because there's a 2020 remastered German release with dual audio (German and English) that's supposedly "uncut". 

Not a Director's Cut per se, just has some missing violence restored, like this mildly NSFW scene; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVaz-zjILwA

A few of those scenes could easily add up to 3 minutes.

[Handy]

Thanks!

my BR version is 3 minutes or so shorter...
is this a directors cut?

Is your version the US / UK / International release?

Because there's a 2020 remastered German release with dual audio (German and English) that's supposedly "uncut". 

Not a Director's Cut per se, just has some missing violence restored, like this mildly NSFW scene; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVaz-zjILwA

A few of those scenes could easily add up to 3 minutes.

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i have no idea. its 8.9 gb, i think.
presumably i got it from you....

i will try to add billy's tracks and level of them off if you can get me a better copy of billy's video.
that -should be easy for me.

i could try to edit billy's tracks to fit our longer version if you can tell me where the extra scenes are exactly.
q4 is crushing me or i would have tried to figure that out already.

Is there anything you dont know?!!
Jesus christ.....

[I Want To Go Faster]

Thanks!

my BR version is 3 minutes or so shorter...
is this a directors cut?

Is your version the US / UK / International release?

Because there's a 2020 remastered German release with dual audio (German and English) that's supposedly "uncut". 

Not a Director's Cut per se, just has some missing violence restored, like this mildly NSFW scene; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVaz-zjILwA

A few of those scenes could easily add up to 3 minutes.

---

i have no idea. its 8.9 gb, i think.
presumably i got it from you....

i will try to add billy's tracks and level of them off if you can get me a better copy of billy's video.
that -should be easy for me.

i could try to edit billy's tracks to fit our longer version if you can tell me where the extra scenes are exactly.
q4 is crushing me or i would have tried to figure that out already.

Is there anything you dont know?!!
Jesus christ.....

I don't know how to find happiness.

... I'll get back to you on the extra scenes.

[billythefist]

Let me know what the framerate of that German blu-ray is if anyone has that copy, i wasn't aware there was a more recent release

[I Want To Go Faster]

Thanks!

my BR version is 3 minutes or so shorter...
is this a directors cut?

Is your version the US / UK / International release?

Because there's a 2020 remastered German release with dual audio (German and English) that's supposedly "uncut". 

Not a Director's Cut per se, just has some missing violence restored, like this mildly NSFW scene; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVaz-zjILwA

A few of those scenes could easily add up to 3 minutes.

---

i have no idea. its 8.9 gb, i think.
presumably i got it from you....

i will try to add billy's tracks and level of them off if you can get me a better copy of billy's video.
that -should be easy for me.

i could try to edit billy's tracks to fit our longer version if you can tell me where the extra scenes are exactly.
q4 is crushing me or i would have tried to figure that out already.

Is there anything you dont know?!!
Jesus christ.....

Okay ... so ...

It's *not* sourced from the uncut German BR, as far as I can tell.

It's just the standard release, the same as the 8.9 GB file, but it's longer because it doesn't have the RiffTrax edits (which are just the usual slow pacing or extra pointlessness.)

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All times are *file* running time, not *film* running time, because reasons. 

I hope this doesn't screw you, *but* ... times are to the nearest second, because I did it at double speed, because also reasons ...

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1.61GB, 3 Audio Track version - ADDITIONAL FOOTAGE 

 - Titles run longer, from 2:13 to 2:41

 - More gang babbling before getting in car from 10:05 to 10:48

 - Moar driving! (2nd Unit directed by James Nguyen) from 28:09 to 28:47

 - Dumbass dialog and bad characterization from 30:35 to 31:01

 - Terrible tennis from 31:33 to 32:01

 - Zombie stumbling (he *hates* archways) 36:20 to 36:39

 - Unnecessary slow motion shot of a corridor, even more ludicrous than the slow motion fights in Twin Dragon Encounter. 37:01 to 37:14
I hate whoever directed this.

 - Stupid cop is stupid, from 38:11 to 39:03

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Sidebar ... M.E. guy ... are you *sure* that's the characterization you want to go with? Holy crap.

Sidebar 2 - Tia Carrere has one acting setting in this. She's always exactly 10 mph over the speed limit, no matter what it is.

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Adam West doing more Adam Westing 46:10 to 46:39

More bonus Adam West Adam Westing 58:15 to 59:05

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That's it for that one.

Everyone in this film is bad at everything. Tennising. Driving. Sportsballing. Sounding tough. Being a flashback father who *doesn't* get killed. Policing. Zombieing

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Meanwhile, over at the 8.9GB single RiffTrax audio version - ADDITIONAL FOOTAGE

 - RiffTrax intro from 00:00 to 00:21

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... y'know ... I've started to notice ... some of these films RiffTrax chooses ... they're not very well made.

[Ed_Hall]

Very Belated Thanx for this billythefist!! The witch's accent never fails to deliver the cringe...

[I Want To Go Faster]

Let me know what the framerate of that German blu-ray is if anyone has that copy, i wasn't aware there was a more recent release

Sorry billy, I can't help with that.

Did some quick Googling and couldn't find anything either.