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I've never understood how Speed Racer has managed to avoid getting riffed this long. It's easily one of the worst hollywood movies I can think of. John Goodman, a monkey masquerading as a human named Matthew Fox, and a REAL chimp. It's freaking riff-GOLD.
Other than that... I suppose I want to see virtually every Terminator movie in the franchise. 3 and 4 were fun. But 1, 2, 5, and now 6 would be awesome additions.
And Harpies with Stephen Baldwin. It doesn't get more absurd and horribad than Harpies.
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Loved the Speed Racer movie. Felt like the cartoon with a bit of the Now Comics thrown in. I'd still love to see it get the riff treatment, regardless.
Sort of a double-edged sword, I'd kinda get behind them riffing Zombie's Halloween remake from '07. I say double-edged because actually viewing it wouldn't be a pleasant experience but it needs to be riffed to shreds imo. It's earned that much at least.
I, for one, am surprised they never riffed Masters of the Universe. I would give almost everything I own to get that one. I know that it's an iRiff but to get the guys in on it would be amazing lol. Especially given their history with riffing Star Wars and Star Games. It'd be rifftrax gold, certified and approved. Them riffing Skeletor's monologue at the end alone would be worth it.
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I think that another huge group effort would be nice like they did with Batman V. Superman ... Justice League, the Avengers Infinity series, even the new Spider-Man movies.
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The Negotiator. There's a scene where the villain needs to destroy data on a computer so he puts one round through the screen of a CRT monitor, and basically the whole movie is like that.
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. The horse-chucking scene alone would make it worth the journey.
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Silent Assassins with Sam Jones
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(Nov 20, 2019, 15:54 pm)abraxas12 Wrote: Loved the Speed Racer movie. Felt like the cartoon with a bit of the Now Comics thrown in. I'd still love to see it get the riff treatment, regardless.
Sort of a double-edged sword, I'd kinda get behind them riffing Zombie's Halloween remake from '07. I say double-edged because actually viewing it wouldn't be a pleasant experience but it needs to be riffed to shreds imo. It's earned that much at least.
I, for one, am surprised they never riffed Masters of the Universe. I would give almost everything I own to get that one. I know that it's an iRiff but to get the guys in on it would be amazing lol. Especially given their history with riffing Star Wars and Star Games. It'd be rifftrax gold, certified and approved. Them riffing Skeletor's monologue at the end alone would be worth it. You're not wrong about 'Masters' it seems a forgone assumption that they would have done this along with what feels like it should be a double-feature:
1980's Flash Gordon & 1968's Barbarella.
But what I feel the most passionate about is 1984's Sheena with Tanya Roberts. Why has no-one done this, it's screaming for a good riffing.
I mean this was an actual major studio attempt at a comic/superhero movie blockbuster like Masters or Howard the Duck...(yeah, ok, I think I just answered my own question why none of these were hits).
Sheena is gloriously terrible. It's actually even hysterical if you watch it alone. I haven't seen it since it was all over 80's and from what I recall, this little gem features an aerial mass flamingo attack, an elephant digging a grave with it's nose, a horse painted to look like a zebra & the sheer animal magnitism that is Ted Wass.
This movie was all over 80's premium cable like a rash and then seemed to disappear forever so a lot of people don't know it. But if you get a chance, check it out. It's so wrong, it's almost right.
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I can get behind Sheena. Since that's a studio film and might be a bit more expensive, that might be a good one for a live show.
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(Nov 22, 2019, 22:26 pm)bluannie Wrote: You're not wrong about 'Masters' it seems a forgone assumption that they would have done this along with what feels like it should be a double-feature:
1980's Flash Gordon & 1968's Barbarella.
But what I feel the most passionate about is 1984's Sheena with Tanya Roberts. Why has no-one done this, it's screaming for a good riffing.
I mean this was an actual major studio attempt at a comic/superhero movie blockbuster like Masters or Howard the Duck...(yeah, ok, I think I just answered my own question why none of these were hits).
Sheena is gloriously terrible. It's actually even hysterical if you watch it alone. I haven't seen it since it was all over 80's and from what I recall, this little gem features an aerial mass flamingo attack, an elephant digging a grave with it's nose, a horse painted to look like a zebra & the sheer animal magnitism that is Ted Wass.
This movie was all over 80's premium cable like a rash and then seemed to disappear forever so a lot of people don't know it. But if you get a chance, check it out. It's so wrong, it's almost right.
Ha, didn't even think about Sheena. Been years since I've even thought of that movie. I agree, that one would be pretty good for them to sit through. Been thinking of another as well. One I'm surprised, again, that hasn't been done. Tough Guys Don't Dance, lol. Ryan O'Neal and another appearance by Wings Hauser. There's some good cheese in that one, too.
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anything on bad-movies lists that's riffable
they started on Mill Creek 50 Movie Pack: Drive-In Movie Classics last year, still a lot to go there
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Kurt Wimmer's 2002 tome Equilibrium or his equally silly Salt (both of which I enjoy as guilty pleasures) from 2012 would be fun.
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