VIRUS may be the most disappointing riff yet

[SuspiriaTrumpsItFollowsCrap]

"...please...don't answer"  (You did not bother to end your sentence with a period, by the way.)

Please, since I never cared about making any "Spongebobbitard" laugh, don't make any fake-a$$ reply as a "Spongebobbitard" which means no honest or sincere answer would be acceptable. 

Instead, let's discuss the construction of a riff-joke, which you have conspicuously avoided.

Which, to be fair, is part-and-parcel of the thread topic.  Thus discussing that is respecting the thread, and the moderator.

[NotRichBatman]

you're. not. funny.
and you're clearly not a writer
it's germane to the thread topic
you seem to think your vote is equal to mine
why would I listen to someone with no capacity for humor talk about comedy?
I've known you for years now (or if this is some alt you hide behind, how sad)
You're occasionally kind to people who agree with you. otherwise it's contempt and toxicity

[SuspiriaTrumpsItFollowsCrap]

you're. not. funny.
and you're clearly not a writer
it's germane to the thread topic
you seem to think your vote is equal to mine
why would I listen to someone with no capacity for humor talk about comedy?
I've known you for years now (or if this is some alt you hide behind, how sad)
You're occasionally kind to people who agree with you. otherwise it's contempt and toxicity

All of which means nada.

1: If you “knew me”, you could have affected my royalties, which has not happened.  So, “no”.
2: The royalties (from pre-social-media days) mean I have been payed for writing.
3: Any vote on a message board is equal to any other vote on a message board.  This is a message board
4: Your deflection away from any discussion or debate about the construction of a riff-joke does not diminish the *paid* publication of the person you are attempting to deride.
5: Your comment re “kindness” versus “contempt and toxicity” is performative and emotionalist, and again falters to address the topic.
6: Your emotionalism seems to have removed your ability to punctuate your sentences, so don’t blather about “writers”.
7: Stay on topic; if you love the current-crop of Rifftraxian-material, what about it appeals to you, and why, compared to the manner of jokes seen in “The Giant Spider Invasion”?

[NotRichBatman]

nothing will pierce your cognitive dissonance
your idea of a joke is calling someone retarded
what a lost soul
you've infected this board for too long

[stormium]

thread closed. /smod