The Journey: Absolution

[Traknos]

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Sebastian Dellacourt is leading a double life: he tells his wife that he’s a humble systems analyst. But he’s actually a D-list actor starring in films by the director of Time Chasers and Radical Jack!

"What time is it?"
"9:22."
"9:22, that's about what I thought."

Speaking of time, the movie finds us 30 years after some sort of vague apocalypse that has led to some sort of vague future military base where Mario Lopez, Richard Grieco, and Jaime Pressly can vaguely act. One thing that isn’t vague: the movie is mostly about shirtless army guys doing shirtless things together, shirtlessly. Think the beach volleyball scene in Top Gun but with even fewer shirts. Also it turns out later that some of the shirtless guys are aliens. Or monsters from another dimension, or something. It’s not totally clear, but the important thing is, it’s exactly 9:22.

If that’s not enough, this film was made by the same director who brought you A Talking Cat!?! (he released that one under a pseudonym, but put his own name on The Journey: Absolution, so make that of what you will).

This one is a lot of fun, we hope you’ll join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for The Journey: Absolution. No shirts required!

https://www.rifftrax.com/the-journey-absolution

The Journey: Absolution | High TV | 1.52 gb

I had to grab this due to all of the DeCoteau talk that happens in RLM's Best Of The Worst. Really excited to give this a watch tonight!

[TheDarkPrince2018]

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Sebastian Dellacourt is leading a double life: he tells his wife that he’s a humble systems analyst. But he’s actually a D-list actor starring in films by the director of Time Chasers and Radical Jack!

"What time is it?"
"9:22."
"9:22, that's about what I thought."

Speaking of time, the movie finds us 30 years after some sort of vague apocalypse that has led to some sort of vague future military base where Mario Lopez, Richard Grieco, and Jaime Pressly can vaguely act. One thing that isn’t vague: the movie is mostly about shirtless army guys doing shirtless things together, shirtlessly. Think the beach volleyball scene in Top Gun but with even fewer shirts. Also it turns out later that some of the shirtless guys are aliens. Or monsters from another dimension, or something. It’s not totally clear, but the important thing is, it’s exactly 9:22.

If that’s not enough, this film was made by the same director who brought you A Talking Cat!?! (he released that one under a pseudonym, but put his own name on The Journey: Absolution, so make that of what you will).

This one is a lot of fun, we hope you’ll join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for The Journey: Absolution. No shirts required!

https://www.rifftrax.com/the-journey-absolution

The Journey: Absolution | High TV | 1.52 gb

I had to grab this due to all of the DeCoteau talk that happens in RLM's Best Of The Worst. Really excited to give this a watch tonight!

funny you should mention DeCoteau .... I have a lot of his movies .... the whole Brotherhood series, Voodoo Academy and a few others ... did you know Drew Fuller from Charmed (Chris ) ... appeared in a few of DeCoteau's movies

[hazzychan]

Traknos, you glorious son of a bitch, I love you.

[Mayonnaise1]

a/k/a "Dick Chasen"

Thanks for this. :-)

[KidFlash25]

Many thanks!

[Meat Trademark]

Jeeeez. I keep expecting/fearing the movie is just going to turn into a hardcore gay porn any second...

[portharlot]

This looks like a particularly good/bad one, thanks Traknos!

[Hellbanker]

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Sebastian Dellacourt is leading a double life: he tells his wife that he’s a humble systems analyst. But he’s actually a D-list actor starring in films by the director of Time Chasers and Radical Jack!

"What time is it?"
"9:22."
"9:22, that's about what I thought."

Speaking of time, the movie finds us 30 years after some sort of vague apocalypse that has led to some sort of vague future military base where Mario Lopez, Richard Grieco, and Jaime Pressly can vaguely act. One thing that isn’t vague: the movie is mostly about shirtless army guys doing shirtless things together, shirtlessly. Think the beach volleyball scene in Top Gun but with even fewer shirts. Also it turns out later that some of the shirtless guys are aliens. Or monsters from another dimension, or something. It’s not totally clear, but the important thing is, it’s exactly 9:22.

If that’s not enough, this film was made by the same director who brought you A Talking Cat!?! (he released that one under a pseudonym, but put his own name on The Journey: Absolution, so make that of what you will).

This one is a lot of fun, we hope you’ll join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for The Journey: Absolution. No shirts required!

https://www.rifftrax.com/the-journey-absolution

The Journey: Absolution | High TV | 1.52 gb

I had to grab this due to all of the DeCoteau talk that happens in RLM's Best Of The Worst. Really excited to give this a watch tonight!

Thank you sooo much!!!

[TheDarkPrince2018]

Jeeeez. I keep expecting/fearing the movie is just going to turn into a hardcore gay porn any second...

did u hear any boom chicka wow wow during the film? lolz

[herod0327]

You don't disappoint, Traknos! Thanks a million!