Jun 28, 2020, 10:04 am
(This post was last modified: Jun 29, 2020, 05:27 am by nulch. Edited 10 times in total.)
STUMPS DON'T LIE -- FUCK PAPER RECEIPTS! MAKE THEM BY REQUEST ONLY!!!
AN OPEN PLEA TO ANONYMOUS AND THINKING PEOPLE EVERYWHERE
After years of getting paper receipts for buying a banana or popcorn bag at some grocery store or mini mart, receipts that represent TREES KILLED AND FORESTS DISAPPEARED, we've decided to fight back with an organized movement (for lack of a better term) to fucking STOP THIS TOTAL WASTE OF NATURAL RESOURCES NOW. You're like us aren't you? You don't want a paper receipt for ANY purchase below a serious amount of money. It goes without saying most people DON'T EVEN WANT THEIR CRUMMY PAPER RECEIPTS! When was the last time you ever bought some small item (or really any item) been handed a receipt and said to yourself, "Thank God! Proof for my tax attorney that I bought a pack of chewing gum! I'll just put this in my file."? NEVER!
It's as if by mindlessly accepting your paper receipt for your seventy-cent purchase, you're taking part in some sort of de-forestation ceremony. As if the people behind it all are uncertain themselves about the brutal destruction of our common wealth for their gain and need your consent, however small, to legitimize their capitalist apocalypse. A fantasy that natural resources are endlessly replenishable. YOUR STUPID PAPER RECEIPT IS A BLACK CHURCH WAFER FOR TREE CEMETERIES THE WORLD OVER. An unholy church wafer you're handed on your way to the bio-apocalypse. One the paper industry created without your consent and which you must accept. But no longer.
The paper receipt industry has gloated over the recent defeat of a bill in California that would ban long paper paper receipts and make paper receipts in general available by request only---a totally fucking reasonable piece of legislation!
Here's a propaganda piece from the paper industry, a conglomerate with the menacing name of Domtar, stating why the small forest you are handed over the years in receipts isn't so bad:
https://newsroom.domtar.com/rejected-ban...-receipts/
(Is it just a coincidence that the name "Domtar" sounds like a comic book villain bent on destroying the planet?)
And here's a news story about the recent defeat of the bill to ban long paper receipts in California and make them by request only.
https://archive.vn/GBaud
“The defeat of this legislation to ban paper receipts is an important victory for Domtar,” says Tom Howard, Domtar’s vice president for government relations."
Domtar [Dominate the Terre?] claim it's not so bad. Just accept the bit of recycled paper they are handing to you. But what they don't want you to know is: A TREE FARM IS NOT A FOREST
It's claimed by the paper industry that your receipt for the $1.64 pen you just bought is a boon to the world in that it helps curtail tax fraud!
People, we cannot tolerate this any more. This needs to be a world-wide movement. Anonymous needs to be contacted and put into action about this! Green anarchists, tree-hugger refuseniks, basic decent thinking people of the world need to MOBILIZE and get the word out! PAPER RECEIPTS HAVE TO GO. We can do this! (In France, we can start with the Casino megachain of food stores, who hand you the equivalent of baobab tree every time you buy sandwich there.)
AN OPEN PLEA TO ANONYMOUS AND THINKING PEOPLE EVERYWHERE
After years of getting paper receipts for buying a banana or popcorn bag at some grocery store or mini mart, receipts that represent TREES KILLED AND FORESTS DISAPPEARED, we've decided to fight back with an organized movement (for lack of a better term) to fucking STOP THIS TOTAL WASTE OF NATURAL RESOURCES NOW. You're like us aren't you? You don't want a paper receipt for ANY purchase below a serious amount of money. It goes without saying most people DON'T EVEN WANT THEIR CRUMMY PAPER RECEIPTS! When was the last time you ever bought some small item (or really any item) been handed a receipt and said to yourself, "Thank God! Proof for my tax attorney that I bought a pack of chewing gum! I'll just put this in my file."? NEVER!
It's as if by mindlessly accepting your paper receipt for your seventy-cent purchase, you're taking part in some sort of de-forestation ceremony. As if the people behind it all are uncertain themselves about the brutal destruction of our common wealth for their gain and need your consent, however small, to legitimize their capitalist apocalypse. A fantasy that natural resources are endlessly replenishable. YOUR STUPID PAPER RECEIPT IS A BLACK CHURCH WAFER FOR TREE CEMETERIES THE WORLD OVER. An unholy church wafer you're handed on your way to the bio-apocalypse. One the paper industry created without your consent and which you must accept. But no longer.
The paper receipt industry has gloated over the recent defeat of a bill in California that would ban long paper paper receipts and make paper receipts in general available by request only---a totally fucking reasonable piece of legislation!
Here's a propaganda piece from the paper industry, a conglomerate with the menacing name of Domtar, stating why the small forest you are handed over the years in receipts isn't so bad:
https://newsroom.domtar.com/rejected-ban...-receipts/
(Is it just a coincidence that the name "Domtar" sounds like a comic book villain bent on destroying the planet?)
And here's a news story about the recent defeat of the bill to ban long paper receipts in California and make them by request only.
https://archive.vn/GBaud
“The defeat of this legislation to ban paper receipts is an important victory for Domtar,” says Tom Howard, Domtar’s vice president for government relations."
Domtar [Dominate the Terre?] claim it's not so bad. Just accept the bit of recycled paper they are handing to you. But what they don't want you to know is: A TREE FARM IS NOT A FOREST
It's claimed by the paper industry that your receipt for the $1.64 pen you just bought is a boon to the world in that it helps curtail tax fraud!
People, we cannot tolerate this any more. This needs to be a world-wide movement. Anonymous needs to be contacted and put into action about this! Green anarchists, tree-hugger refuseniks, basic decent thinking people of the world need to MOBILIZE and get the word out! PAPER RECEIPTS HAVE TO GO. We can do this! (In France, we can start with the Casino megachain of food stores, who hand you the equivalent of baobab tree every time you buy sandwich there.)