Solar Eclipse Warning
#1
In two days, there's going to be a solar eclipse.

I implore you to stay home and not go to work. The rays of a solar eclipse can damage your eyes.

If you have to go to work, don't look outside; make sure you're inside at all times, and make DOUBLE sure to block out the sunlight on all windows. I will do the same.

Have a safe day on Monday and, remember, losing your job is better than losing your sight.

Take heed and thank you.
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#2
I just hope someone has told Trump otherwise the dumb fuck is likely to assume it's Kim Jong-un's doing and push that red button.
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#3
I went outside naked and grew another penis.
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#4
Thanks to the heroic efforts of Sid and Moe, this thread, served originally as a friendly reminder to all, has been added to a worthy line of Void posts!

Hope you guys can see this message.
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#5
It was already a void thread before you started it.
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#6
From the Graces of God, you can actually see this message!

Well, since it is, I'll leave it for you to have some fun.
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#7
ahhh... the eclipse came and went and i can still see... maybe my constant masturbation can fix that.
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#8
(Aug 22, 2017, 19:20 pm)Moe Wrote: I went outside naked and grew another penis.

Upon exposure to the eclipse my serving of chicken yakhni began stating a postmodernist critique of Shakespeare's Twelfth Night. Damn you, sun! Damn you to hell!
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#9
Was there an eclipse?
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#10
(Aug 29, 2017, 06:22 am)joew771 Wrote: Was there an eclipse?

Only of stupidity.
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