Rifftrax you can't sit all the way through
#1
So, I recently started trying to watch Rollergater. I made it maybe 10 minutes before I just had to turn it off.

It was just way too terrible, even with the riffs.

So, I was wondering, are there any riffs you just can't make it through?
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#2
Mariah Carey's Glitter and Britney Spears's Crossroads are the only two I've ever given up on and never seen all the way through. The movies are so terrible and not in a fun way I just don't care to even try again.

The newest one Astro Zombies I've tried four times now and keep falling asleep but I've only got about 15 minutes in the middle to finish so should get it on the next try.
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#3
The worse the movie the easier it is for me to sit through it. The better blockbusters and good movies are harder to get into the riffing over the movie. The Dark Knight and Casablanca are movies I had a hard time with. Same with Wizard of Oz. There's also stuff like the Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings stuff where I'm so disinterested in the movies I only kind of half watch.

A bad movie is the best, I loved Rollergator and stuff like High School Musical, Battlefield Earth, or Guy From Harlem.
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#4
(Oct 14, 2016, 17:21 pm)StaticClass Wrote: Mariah Carey's Glitter and Britney Spears's Crossroads are the only two I've ever given up on and never seen all the way through. The movies are so terrible and not in a fun way I just don't care to even try again.

The newest one Astro Zombies I've tried four times now and keep falling asleep but I've only got about 15 minutes in the middle to finish so should get it on the next try.

Crossroads is one of my all-time favourite riffs!  

I have a few MST3K/Rifftrax I couldn't get through though off the top of my head:
  • Rollergator
  • Time of the Apes
  • Buffalo Rider (just got sick of the over the top animal abuse)
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#5
Time of the apes is amazing Iwata one of my fav joel era episodes

as for me theres really only 1 riff mst3k/rifftrax/CT i cant get past the first 20 mins of


Hamlet

has to be the most boring fucking watch EVER
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#6
y'know, after reading reviews of Rollergator, I thought I was going to die or something. I actually managed to watch it all the way through (pausing a lot, obviously). Seeing Joe Estevez just brings me back to Soultaker and 'Waaar-Woalf'.

Weirdly enough, the one I still have no "will" to finish is "No Retreat, No Surrender", The 80s-osity on this one hurts too much.

Mesa of Lost Women is another that is just too obnoxiously LOUD to watch regularly. Finishing it is a feat on its own.

To Catch a Yeti and Samurai Cop gave me PTSD!
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#7
(Oct 14, 2016, 19:55 pm)CountMeowt Wrote: y'know, after reading reviews of Rollergator, I thought I was going to die or something. I actually managed to watch it all the way through (pausing a lot, obviously). Seeing Joe Estevez just brings me back to Soultaker and 'Waaar-Woalf'.

Weirdly enough, the one I still have no "will" to finish is "No Retreat, No Surrender", The 80s-osity on this one hurts too much.

Mesa of Lost Women is another that is just too obnoxiously LOUD to watch regularly. Finishing it is a feat on its own.

To Catch a Yeti and Samurai Cop gave me PTSD!

Watching Samurai Cop was fun, but I usually watch the Joe Bob Briggs version, as it is uncut. ;-)
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#8
Yambao is the one for me. The contsant musical numbers with bad dancing and singing - which sounds like the singer's vibrato was encouraged by a paint shaking machine.
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#9
(Oct 14, 2016, 18:45 pm)Iwata Wrote:
  • Buffalo Rider (just got sick of the over the top animal abuse)

*Rolls eyes, Makes jerk off motion*
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#10
The only two I couldn't make it through was Rollergator and The Bermuda Triangle. Both bored me to tears.
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