RiffTrax Short - Glasses For Susan: A New Day

[Tom Servo]

Susan needs glasses. We don’t mean like, “Oh, it’s hard for her to read a small font in a dark room.” No, Susan appears to be legally blind. Somehow she has made it to eight years old without wandering in front of a cement truck or mistaking a wolverine for her teddy bear. There’s a decent chance Susan is actually a large naked mole rat.

But fortunately she realizes she needs glasses, not when a concerned adult intervenes, but when she reads (somehow) a children’s book about magical glasses. Thrill as Susan tries to mend all the social bridges she burned by finding a pair of glasses that don’t make her look like naked mole rat Elton John.

Release Date: April 30, 2018
Runtime: 12:53

Glasses For Susan: A New Day (1972) - HD Medium MP4 720p (243.39 MB)
https://mega.nz/#!dCw1xJLJ!4_UJJofL5sph4...yUcQOy5DWs

Glasses For Susan: A New Day (1972) - HD High MP4 1080p (1.36 GB)
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[peephalk]

Thanks for the upload, and for the extra large font you used on the post. I think I need glasses...

[TheDarkPrince2018]

Tom, you're bigger than life and bigger than ME. Thanks for this.

I love the way Tom used "O Fortuna" when he did his theme song on the one MST3k episode.... I have the clip somewhere