(REQ) Plankton

[RaphvsMaximvs]

this one was a strong contender for Most Unappealing Cast in any rifftrax, when the movie started i was positive they were  just the movie's first kill, like they were all gonna die inside the first five minutes, and when the movie was over i STILL couldn't believe they weren't/hadn't

thanks for the quick upload JusSonic

The whiny dubbed voice of the "hero" was especially annoying for me.

[blurg]

better or worse than the other guy whose adr seemed to be entirely shouted?

[JetJaguar73]

Capsule review: "Rifftrax is back with another video, back another BANGER...back with another reaction."

I wanted to say that, for me, this was easily the best MJB riff in ages! I LOL'd more time than I can count and I cannot say how spot on each and every riff was for me.  It certainly didn't hurt that the film included both an inexplicably erotic fish clock ("Hi, I'm Jessica Rowlands and I give good times!" <giggle>) AND a boner gnome.  Both being so very weird and so very ripe for repeated riffs.  One thing that makes this film palatable it that it has an actual plot that I was able to follow. And before you tell me the plot was completely nonsensical, I tell you to "Step off good person!"  Don't get me wrong, it is an awful movie, but the plot made perfect sense. What ACTUALLY made zero sense was the dialog. The dialog that was clearly written in Italian and 100% translated by a Google-machine, or the 1994 version of said machine. I know Trolls 2 is infamous for its bad dialog, but this film is in its own league. It was magnificent to behold!
Usually Rifftrax likes to add the jokes and that is all well and good, but in this case, it felt like the old days of MST3K where they were watching the same perplexing thing I was and were simply trying to make sense of it as they went along. This inglorious bastard goes right on to the list of all time favorites.  Fight me. 

[knowMATTER]

Thanks as well to jhs39!! Now, when will MKB do Free Willy?

[Torgo]

Capsule review: "Rifftrax is back with another video, back another BANGER...back with another reaction."

I wanted to say that, for me, this was easily the best MJB riff in ages! I LOL'd more time than I can count and I cannot say how spot on each and every riff was for me.  It certainly didn't hurt that the film included both an inexplicably erotic fish clock ("Hi, I'm Jessica Rowlands and I give good times!" <giggle>) AND a boner gnome.  Both being so very weird and so very ripe for repeated riffs.  One thing that makes this film palatable it that it has an actual plot that I was able to follow. And before you tell me the plot was completely nonsensical, I tell you to "Step off good person!"  Don't get me wrong, it is an awful movie, but the plot made perfect sense. What ACTUALLY made zero sense was the dialog. The dialog that was clearly written in Italian and 100% translated by a Google-machine, or the 1994 version of said machine. I know Trolls 2 is infamous for its bad dialog, but this film is in its own league. It was magnificent to behold!
Usually Rifftrax likes add the jokes and that is all well and good, but in this case, it felt like the old days of MST3K where they were watching the same perplexing thing I was and were simply trying to make sense of it as they went along. This inglorious bastard goes right on to the list of all time favorites.  Fight me. 

Your opinion is what I love about what Rifftrax does:  I may not think it's the best in ages, but it's fun to know there are others that get that feeling.  I DO agree this one did give me old school MST3K vibes.  It also gave me muscle strains in my eyebrows from furrowing my brow in confusion through the entire thing.  I could follow the plot easily enough, but the dialog and actions of the characters made me question everything else.

Boner gnome!

[peephalk]

Thanks again JusSonic! And also thanks for NOT posting the High TV, you purchased what you wanted and if the SD Med is what you wanted to share with everybody than that is simply GREAT, and more than good enough for me. If the "completists" need a higher def version, and they are such big fans of Rifftrax, then maybe they should try purchasing a VOD once or twice a decade . Let's not get another SanFranPsycho begging/defending thingy going again

I'm the person you bitched about for requesting the hi-def med copy of San Franpsycho.  Guess what?  I uploaded the high-tv version of Plankton because I actually do legitimately purchase most of the Rifftrax titles that get released rather than download them for free here.  Despite your persistent moralizing and bitching I'm willing to wager that I purchase Rifftrax titles a whole lot more frequently than you do.  Maybe you should just stop going off-topic.  You started the insults all by yourself in the SanFranpsycho thread and now you're doing literally the exact same thing here.

What the fuck are you blabbering about? "You started the insults all by yourself in the SanFranpsycho thread". ???. Because I had one comment in the thread thanking the poster? You find where I started anything besides thanks. WTF. Go back, here's both threads:

https://pirates-forum.org/Thread-Req-San...HD-version

https://pirates-forum.org/Thread-REQ-San-Franpsycho

Go on smartass, find whatever it is you're bitch-whining about and post it here. Go on. Do it! ASS.

[BadFilms]

Here's the high tv version.  Hopefully, the link will work.

https://mega.nz/file/ZgVXxCaB#wRqt-qFh0D...DAJiE0c1lI

Thanks very much, friend.

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Thanks again JusSonic! And also thanks for NOT posting the High TV, you purchased what you wanted and if the SD Med is what you wanted to share with everybody than that is simply GREAT, and more than good enough for me. If the "completists" need a higher def version, and they are such big fans of Rifftrax, then maybe they should try purchasing a VOD once or twice a decade . Let's not get another SanFranPsycho begging/defending thingy going again

When you buy the SD file, you get the SD Low, SD Medium, and SD High (being "High TV") versions. The problem is that people on this forum often mistake Medium (being 480p medium bitrate) for HD Medium (being higher-bitrate 720p); there is a difference and people often don't understand it and upload the wrong one. I assumed that was the case this time, as there's no benefit in ever uploading Medium over High TV for 480p. The size difference is minimal. You get access to both, so you're not paying more or less for either of them. Medium is always worse in every regard, much like HD Medium is always better than High TV.

And, last time I checked, I've contributed more to this forum than most of the people on here, so I'll feel free to ask anyone if they have files available, just like I field requests any time I can.

[WakkoBlues]

What the fuck are you blabbering about? "You started the insults all by yourself in the SanFranpsycho thread". ???. Because I had one comment in the thread thanking the poster? You find where I started anything besides thanks. WTF. Go back, here's both threads:

https://pirates-forum.org/Thread-Req-San...HD-version

https://pirates-forum.org/Thread-REQ-San-Franpsycho

Go on smartass, find whatever it is you're bitch-whining about and post it here. Go on. Do it! ASS.

BadFilms laid it out perfectly clearly about the technical aspect, and I believe there's not anything more that really needs to be said on that.  And if people still choose to upload their version of choice, nobody is going to bully them.  But requests are the foundation of our sharing titles here.

Here's a sampling of the tone and language you've brought with your delightful contributions.  This is the last I'm going to respond to these sentiments aside from filling requests, this is ridiculous. 

"Good luck with all your future requests, I know I'll be ignoring them."

"Beyond pathetic."

"It's 100% entitlement when one can't even muster up a "thank you" to the OP for what they did post before the whining starts."

(Something you said in a reply to someone contributing an upload, whom you didn't thank)

"you're bitch-whining"

"And also thanks for NOT posting"

"begging"

What exactly are you contributing here?  Please stop.  If you stopped this forum would instantly be a nicer place, no one else is going to bring it up again besides you.  Request threads are not demand threads.  If you want to choose to "punish" people by keeping a list of people you think are entitled and not filling requests for the rest of us, have at it.

For the rest, thanks for all the copies you've uploaded and I will try to fill any requests I see.  Like we've always done.

[peephalk]

What the fuck are you blabbering about? "You started the insults all by yourself in the SanFranpsycho thread". ???. Because I had one comment in the thread thanking the poster? You find where I started anything besides thanks. WTF. Go back, here's both threads:

https://pirates-forum.org/Thread-Req-San...HD-version

https://pirates-forum.org/Thread-REQ-San-Franpsycho

Go on smartass, find whatever it is you're bitch-whining about and post it here. Go on. Do it! ASS.

BadFilms laid it out perfectly clearly about the technical aspect, and I believe there's not anything more that really needs to be said on that.  And if people still choose to upload their version of choice, nobody is going to bully them.  But requests are the foundation of our sharing titles here.

Here's a sampling of the tone and language you've brought with your delightful contributions.  This is the last I'm going to respond to these sentiments aside from filling requests, this is ridiculous. 

"Good luck with all your future requests, I know I'll be ignoring them."

"Beyond pathetic."

"It's 100% entitlement when one can't even muster up a "thank you" to the OP for what they did post before the whining starts."

(Something you said in a reply to someone contributing an upload, whom you didn't thank)

"you're bitch-whining"

"And also thanks for NOT posting"

"begging"

What exactly are you contributing here?  Please stop.  If you stopped this forum would instantly be a nicer place, no one else is going to bring it up again besides you.  Request threads are not demand threads.  If you want to choose to "punish" people by keeping a list of people you think are entitled and not filling requests for the rest of us, have at it.

For the rest, thanks for all the copies you've uploaded and I will try to fill any requests I see.  Like we've always done.

I'll try to be short. Both you and jhs39 have me confused with some else, just go through the 2 SanFranPsycho threads and find where I started, or brought to the forum, anything negative AT ALL besides a thank you. Go ahead and show me where I started ANYTHING negative at all. I stopped reading those threads when it became childish. jhs39 must have a bug up his ass about something and falsely accused me of starting the whole SFPsycho thing. Simply, it wasn't me. Just in case you don't know it, every post has the posters screen name and a tag. Go to those threads, look for a pug puppy and the name PEEPHALK and tell me what I started. I dare you wiseass, learn to read.

All things you claim I brought to the forum:
"Here's a sampling of the tone and language you've brought with your delightful contributions.  This is the last I'm going to respond to these sentiments aside from filling requests, this is ridiculous. 

"Good luck with all your future requests, I know I'll be ignoring them."

"Beyond pathetic."

"It's 100% entitlement when one can't even muster up a "thank you" to the OP for what they did post before the whining starts."

(Something you said in a reply to someone contributing an upload, whom you didn't thank)

DID NOT CONTRIBUTE TO THOSE THREADS GODDAMMIT!

"What exactly are you contributing here?  Please stop.  If you stopped this forum would instantly be a nicer place, no one else is going to bring it up again besides you.  Request threads are not demand threads.  If you want to choose to "punish" people by keeping a list of people you think are entitled and not filling requests for the rest of us, have at it."

You know, good idea, too many children have started to ruin this forum and I have all the riffs I want, and I buy EVERY VOD, so I'm all set and I am now leaving this forum so you can have an "instantly nicer place" and you'll both have to find someone else to wrongly accuse. Wish granted

[Anarchemist]

https://pirates-forum.org/search.php?act...17e8db4cc8

I was just coming to say how great this rifftrax was, but I see lots of other stuff going on. You can easily look at all of Peephalk's comments from that link. For what it is worth, he seems pretty nice to me