Murlok the drunk tank

[fabunbutaps]

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/351...t-in-PARIS

[kjf]

What, exactly, are we discussing?

A link by itself is not a discussion topic.

[ddoking007]

how the FUCK do you get from Tokyo to Paris drunk cause as far as i know that won't happen in the USA...

[stormium]

the guy was in manchester, england at a club called 'tokyo.' it was from there that he caught a flight to paris... supposedly.

if anyone tries to buy the rights to this little story in hopes of turning it into a movie... i'll have no choice but to leave the planet by any means necessary.

[ddoking007]

Rofl i can help with that but i'd go to jail probably...

[Xern0n]

damn, he was messed up big time, hahahaha.

[System Folder]

the guy was in manchester, england at a club called 'tokyo.' it was from there that he caught a flight to paris... supposedly.

if anyone tries to buy the rights to this little story in hopes of turning it into a movie... i'll have no choice but to leave the planet by any means necessary.

This was supposed to be the plot for The Hangover Part IV.

[-nelly-]

how the FUCK do you get from Tokyo to Paris drunk cause as far as i know that won't happen in the USA...

[ViperScale]

Worst thing that happened to me was waking up on a trail sleeping on some rocks in the middle of the woods around an hour's hike from our campsite with some chick.

Was missing the the skin off the tip of one of my toes and my friends who left us there had left a text message saying we just past out there and refused to keep walking. They did leave us directions on how to get back after we woke up in text on my phone. (to bad i didn't notice it until we had already been walking a around for a good half hour)

Now the big question is who's fault is it we got lost in the first place? They knew me her were drunk and i happened to be the only one who knew how to get to and back from the boulder field... but i was drunk and they let me try to lead the way back. (i basically drunk a bottle of wine and half a 5th so it didn't kick in until we had hiked to the boulder field)

The missing skin on toe was partially from falling 15ft while trying to rock climb barefoot on a route and the girl i was with was missing one of her sandals (she was also pretty drunk)

(not the exact boulder i fell off but from the same area)

[Headbanger]

That's shitty dude. Friends are supposed to help look out for you when you can't look out for yourself. There's any number of things that could've happened that could've led to a worst case scenario real quick.

At least you ended up safe.