May 24, 2021, 19:09 pm
Thanks to this forum I have been re-discovering Monstervision and getting into Joe Bob Briggs' new stuff. I know he has done feature-length commentary (I read somewhere there are 12 movies), and was wondering if anyone had any?
"Did you guys hear the one about the woman who got a divorce because her husband beat her all the time? Well, she remarried, but her second husband ran out on her, so she got another divorce. Years went by. She started getting lonely, so she decided to look for another husband. So she put an ad in the paper: "Wanted: Husband. Won't beat me, won't run out on me, good in bed." Several days later, the doorbell rings. The woman answers it, and she finds this man standing there with no arms and no legs. "I'm answering your ad," he says. She says, "Well, you've got no arms, so you can't beat me. You've got no legs, so you can't run out on me. But how do I know you're any good in bed?" The man says, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
- Joe Bob Briggs
"Did you guys hear the one about the woman who got a divorce because her husband beat her all the time? Well, she remarried, but her second husband ran out on her, so she got another divorce. Years went by. She started getting lonely, so she decided to look for another husband. So she put an ad in the paper: "Wanted: Husband. Won't beat me, won't run out on me, good in bed." Several days later, the doorbell rings. The woman answers it, and she finds this man standing there with no arms and no legs. "I'm answering your ad," he says. She says, "Well, you've got no arms, so you can't beat me. You've got no legs, so you can't run out on me. But how do I know you're any good in bed?" The man says, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
- Joe Bob Briggs
