Bicycle Safety Camp

[kitcastuff]

First, Senior Writers Sean Thomason and Conor Lastowka showed you how to safely Netscape Navigate the Information Superhighway with Kids Guide to the Internet. Now they’re back to help you survive the regular highway with Bicycle Safety Camp! First tip: reconsider riding your bike on the highway.

Every kid hates it when their parents ruin fun by telling them to wear a bike helmet and follow the rules. It’s been a problem throughout history. But then along came the 90s, with a great 90s solution: have a lame gym coach rap the rules at them instead! The coach assembles a Burger King Kids Club-style rogues' gallery of bike riders and forces them to attend some kind of outdoor detention. There’s Rebop the bad kid and Arthur the bookworm, but the real stars of the show are the competing bike helmet safety regulation commissions, ANSI and Snell. Talk about fun!!!

This day-glo rapping nightmare burned into Conor’s memory in childhood when a friend showed him the VHS, now join him and Sean as they exorcise bike demons in Bicycle Safety Camp! Stay tuned to the end for a corporate sponsor you definitely won’t see coming.

Written by Conor Lastowka and Sean Thomason


TT: 12:13

TV High

[havaham]

Holy cow, that was swift! Thank you kitcastuff!!!!

[CountMeowt]

Yay 

Now I wonder if they're going to riff full-length movies. I'm gonna ask him on twitter  

[ArdeduDadala]

Thanks.
I hate saying this (and I went and bought the short before watching), but it's not worth it, even for free. As a commenter on the Rifftrax site said, "someone must be retiring" which is really sad because Conner and Sean, despite being immersed in riffing for 10 or more years, don't get it. They are increasing unfunny, both in writing and delivery. Iriffs have shown that there are some talented funny people out there that could have been offered jobs, but instead they've stuck with these two. A sad day.

[Trina134]

Thank you kitcastuff!

[knowMATTER]

Awesome kitcatstuff!! We got our Valentine's Day gift early! : )

[peephalk]

Thank You kitcastuff!