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1-800 help phone line for TPB
Pinerello
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#1
Apr 20, 2018, 10:06 am
I'm having problems uploading torrents to TPB.  Maybe you could provide a 1-800 number that users can phone for technical support.  Moderators standing by 24/7 and waiting to help out, ya know what I mean?

"This is Spud17.  How can I assist you today?"
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dueda
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#2
Apr 20, 2018, 10:14 am
Definitely. But JoeW will be operating the line.
And, oh, can you guys send me a pizza too? Thanks.
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politux

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#3
Apr 20, 2018, 10:20 am
Combine a TPB call center with uber, food and weed delivery, free hookers and blow.
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Mr.Masami
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#4
Apr 20, 2018, 11:58 am
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dueda
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#5
Apr 20, 2018, 12:31 pm
(Apr 20, 2018, 11:58 am)Mr.Masami Wrote: The best idea I've heard here...

Yes. With Direct Torrent Delivery to Your Door (by the "Federal" Express). Rolleyes

Don't waste any more time and bandwidth with long downloads!
Stop searching for the proper encoding / repack!
Quit frustration with poorly seeded torrents!
No more worries - Just use the Feds' Ex-Torrent delivery service - Call NOW!

-- 5 years garanteeon all products --

*Calls may be subject to international satellite fee to Shangrilah and all records are kept available to court order.
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Sid

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#6
Apr 20, 2018, 21:13 pm
Wow. Just...wow.
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Moe
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#7
Apr 21, 2018, 14:34 pm
1-800-PNS-TIME
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politux

FLAC ftw!
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#8
Apr 21, 2018, 15:34 pm
(Apr 21, 2018, 14:34 pm)Moe Wrote: 1-800-PNS-TIME

I called this but I got charged $4.99 / minute.

How am I going to pay a $5,000 bill?
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GRNS3

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#9
Apr 21, 2018, 15:42 pm
lmao Smile >> what about a 1-800-TPB-DWNLD line?

I am currently hacking my neighbours SIP trunk and will hook it up tonight to this handy linux distro > https://distrowatch.com/table.php?distri...cx&ver=pbx

Should we ask to donate a dollar per call to TPB?
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dueda
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#10
Apr 21, 2018, 19:31 pm
(Apr 21, 2018, 15:34 pm)politux Wrote:
(Apr 21, 2018, 14:34 pm)Moe Wrote: 1-800-PNS-TIME

I called this but I got charged $4.99 / minute.

How am I going to pay a $5,000 bill?

Oh gosh. It would be cheaper to pay live call girls. That's why 800-numbers are illegal here.
People were jerking too much, working less, and overloading our small and flimsy telephone system.
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